Normally, I think it’s really stupid for people to ask, “Do I look stupid in this outfit?” Because:
Most of the time, you can’t go home and change if someone does think you look stupid.
No one is going to tell you that you look stupid.
This is an obvious ploy for attention.
YOU know whether you look stupid or not and that’s all that matters.
Who the Hell you tryin’ to impress anyway?
For all of these reasons, you will – under normal circumstances – never hear those words come out of my mouth.
But these are NOT normal circumstances, dammit! I’m PMSing! I need validation! I need attention! I need love! Even if it’s fake validation, fleeting attention and erzatz love from a bunch of people who’ve never even seen my face.
So. Do I look stupid in this outfit?
Don’t even ask me to post a picture. I will claw your eyes out.
Outfit Description:[ul]
[li]White, long-sleeved, collared shirt.[/li][li]Grey twill pants.[/li][li]Black leather belt with silvertone buckle. (Not rodeo style, just plain.)[/li][li]Black leather “Frankenshoes” (a term El Hubbo uses to describe any thick-soled or platformish shoe).[/li][/ul]
Next time you’re up Naaath, I’ll buy you some Izzy’s Homemade Ice Cream. They don’t have a web site, or I would like to it. Four words: Cream Cheese Ice Cream.
Having absolutely no fashion sense myself, I probably couldn’t say one way or the other even if I saw a pic. That’s why I let HorseWife dress me.
Anyways, to quote Al Bundy answering Peg’s question of whether her dress making her look fat: “It’s not the dress that makes you look fat…” You can probably guess the rest of that quote.
scoutybaby, your keen sense of style is yet another reason I wanna meet you! We should try to get all the runnin’ fool Dopers together to run a race somewhere…
You were doing well until you got to the shoes. Those platform shoes (if they’re the ones I’m thinking of, sort of the kind you used to be able to buy from stores like 9 & Co.) are dreadfully out of style. May I suggest a nicer, more tailored shoe for your outfit?