Do I look stupid in this outfit?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’m PMSing again. See this old thread and this one over here for some of my womanly hormonal travails.

Normally, I think it’s really stupid for people to ask, “Do I look stupid in this outfit?” Because:

  1. Most of the time, you can’t go home and change if someone does think you look stupid.
  2. No one is going to tell you that you look stupid.
  3. This is an obvious ploy for attention.
  4. YOU know whether you look stupid or not and that’s all that matters.
  5. Who the Hell you tryin’ to impress anyway?

For all of these reasons, you will – under normal circumstances – never hear those words come out of my mouth.

But these are NOT normal circumstances, dammit! I’m PMSing! I need validation! I need attention! I need love! Even if it’s fake validation, fleeting attention and erzatz love from a bunch of people who’ve never even seen my face.

So. Do I look stupid in this outfit?

Don’t even ask me to post a picture. I will claw your eyes out.

Outfit Description:[ul]
[li]White, long-sleeved, collared shirt.[/li][li]Grey twill pants.[/li][li]Black leather belt with silvertone buckle. (Not rodeo style, just plain.)[/li][li]Black leather “Frankenshoes” (a term El Hubbo uses to describe any thick-soled or platformish shoe).[/li][/ul]

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You Look FABULOUS.

3

My favorite is…

Q: Do these pants make my ass look big?

A: No, but your ass makes those pants look big.

Oh and Canthearya, you are stylin girl.

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Thanks, Dr. Lao

and Honey. That helps.

I had me some homemade chocolate almond ice cream. That helps too.

Dr. Lao, are you named after the movie?

Dr. Lao: My specialty is wisdom. Do you know what wisdom is?
Mike: No sir.
Dr. Lao: Wise answer.

One of my favorite movies of all time. I even own it on DVD.

5

You look stunning. Understated elegance. Classy.

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A-yup :slight_smile:

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Canthearya you look maaaaarveloooooous today! Vogue and Glamour are missing a super model! Can I have some ice cream now? :smiley:

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FairyChatMom, you know just what to say.

swampbear, you are fashionable beyond your years.

Next time you’re up Naaath, I’ll buy you some Izzy’s Homemade Ice Cream. They don’t have a web site, or I would like to it. Four words: Cream Cheese Ice Cream.

::drooooooool::

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Very nice! Most tasteful & appealing.

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Woah. Cream Cheese Ice Cream?

We eat enough of that, and all of our asses will look big in those pants.

From what you describe, I think you’re wearing something that would fit me to a tee.

So naturally I think you look fantastic. Otherwise I’d be saying that I look like a goober, too!!

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I frequently seem to be the only Doper to take unpopular positions.

Frankly, without a pic to judge, you might be one of those people who look stupid in ANY outfit. :slight_smile: Or, perhaps you look GREAT in any outfit.

Note I did not ask you to post one, so can I count on my eyes remaining claw-free?

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Having absolutely no fashion sense myself, I probably couldn’t say one way or the other even if I saw a pic. That’s why I let HorseWife dress me.

Anyways, to quote Al Bundy answering Peg’s question of whether her dress making her look fat: “It’s not the dress that makes you look fat…” You can probably guess the rest of that quote.

Please don’t claw my eyes out.

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I am choosing to ignore yojimboguy AND Horseflesh, who obviously missed the purpose of this thread.

Lemme spell it out. LIE TO ME! Or get the Hell outta my thread.

Knowhuttumsayin’?

GrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrWoofGrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrWoofWoofWoof

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scoutybaby, your keen sense of style is yet another reason I wanna meet you! We should try to get all the runnin’ fool Dopers together to run a race somewhere…

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w00t! Canthearya in that outfit. w00t! w00t!

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Oooo, I love those pants! Where’d you buy 'em?

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Sounds a bit drab and colorless, but overall very tasteful, sophisticated and business-like.

I give it 8.5 out of 10.

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rubes, tritone and Frank #2…

I lubs ya.

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:: whistles appreciatively ::

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You were doing well until you got to the shoes. Those platform shoes (if they’re the ones I’m thinking of, sort of the kind you used to be able to buy from stores like 9 & Co.) are dreadfully out of style. May I suggest a nicer, more tailored shoe for your outfit?