From the hetero male perspective, in many cases, black pants suck. Why, you ask? Cause they hide the female figure, that’s why! I understand that there women who wear black for this very reason. Those are not the women I am referring to, mostly. Yes, ladies, you can hide your figure if you’re not pleased with it, but I just wish you’d consult with me first.
There are a cew women in the office I work in now who persist in the black pants wearing, and I know they are just trying to thwart me. I like big butts and I can not lie (Thanks, Sir Mix-a-lot!), and, perhaps, these ladies are not pleased that they do not have a flat ass and bony hips. Cause, form what little I can tell ( :mad ), they have nice round curves in all the place that I like to see curvy-roundness.
Please, just think of me, will you?
Wait! Unless they are thinking or me…I mean, I’m not pervert or anything.
These ladies you speak of must not be trying too hard to find well-fitting black pants then. The one pair I own (I live in jeans) make my ass look okay. And a lot of my female friends have black pants that show off the badonkadonk. But I wouldn’t expect women working at an office to not wear black pants. They are the easiest way to dress up for work.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Professional. Woman, you know that’s not what he’s going after.
In any case, I think the black pants can look nice. It also depends on the female in said black pants.
This is where I say that I prefer seeing them on my bedroom floor, but I’ll refrain.
I just started a job where jeans are not allowed (sniff, sniff), and I’m on my third consecutive day of wearing black pants. Different pants each day, mind you (and my ass looks like crap in all of them), but black pants are definitely a wardrobe staple.
Black goes with everything. Black flies under the radar. If you own three pairs of black pants, you’re half-dressed for the week. You’ll pry my black pants from my cold dead fingers.
And if your pants are hiding your ass, that’s about cut, not color. After all, dark blue tight jeans aren’t less of a feast for the eyes than light blue baggy jeans, right?
No. That can’t be it. I think that once the ladies in black pants read this thread and realize that all the practicality of black pants comes at the cost of Daddy*2’s booty oogle, they will change their ways.
That’s the spirit! I have similar talents . . . I can even get past the extreme unattractiveness of Uggs boots (kryptonite) and still appreciate a nice ass despite the wearer’s explicit attempt to look unattractive.
