Apparently, jealousy has goaded my pal Jimmydude into a litigious rage.
My LJ (link below) details the removal of Christina Aguilera from my List of Five and her replacement with Poppy Mongomery of “Without a Trace.” Upon learning of this, Jimmydude immediately protested.
His argument: Miss Montgomery is not in my traditional demographic (early twenties/baby-faced/curvy), and that he has watched the show longer than I have (it’s on his TiVo list).
My argument: She was not on his list when I put her on mine. In fact, he denies even having a list. Furthermore, his awareness of Miss Montgomery without adding her to his list is de facto denial of her listworthiness. Plus, I called her first (known in legal circles as neener neener neener).
We have submitted this to binding arbitration (in other words, we e-mailed the argument to another friend of ours and asked for his ruling).
But I submit it to you, O Teeming Millions:
Who owns Poppy Montgomery?
I await your judgment.
(and my inevitable Pitting for endorsing slavery)