Mine’s long enough to get the job done. My ex-girlfriend, out of the blue, told me recently that I had been good in bed. I requested to get that in writing, but have not yet done so.
It does if there’s room to tattoo its name on it. 
My ‘thing’ is so big that IT has a ‘thing’. And even my 'thing’s ‘thing’ is bigger than your ‘thing’.
hah! 
My “thing” has it’s own zip code!
::rimshot::
David B is a professional penis checker??? Who woulda thunk it.
Well I haven’t responded to any of JDTs threads, not that I’d need too, I’m pretty well off.
I’m a gay man, and I’ve gotten some pretty generous compliments over the course of my sex life… make of this what you will.
My penis is miniscule. You have to use a scanning elctron microscope to see it. Because of my inadequacy, I drink a lot, spend money I don’t have and beat my wife and kids.
looking down Maybe I don’t have a “thing” but I don’t know whether the size of what I DO have is anything like average. 
I was told in my human sexuality class that average flaccid length is about 3 to 5 inches. Erect, there is much less of a difference in length.
Funny, I was told in school that flacid most penises are between 2-3", but erect they can vary considerably.
In any case, my penis is 6’6", 220lbs… has his own social security number and has a penis of his own.
Top -that-. =)
My “thing” is average, in length. Girth is a slightly different, and larger, story. 'Nuff said…almost: having been a cross country runner, rugby player and Marine, my endurance is extraordinary, so my “thing” is often active for a good hour and a half or so, not including the two minute “down-time” between the first and second…uh, sessions.
BTW, Drew Cary has, in his Dirty Jokes and Beer, something like 101 dick jokes. Uproariously funny, they are.
Oh, and also BTW, my ex-fiancee named my “thing” Foghorn Leghorn. Seems it had something to do with being a large roster…or cock. Something like that.
So, what’s your erect circumference?
(Measured with a measuring tape or piece of string around the widest part of Mr. Johnson.)
I’m just amused that a straight, married, conservative Christian man is so interested in the dimensions of other penises.
I started with the Jack Tyler for president thread and somehow ended up here. A long strange trip it’s truly been.
Anyway, I once took care of a patient who had FUCK STICK FOR YOU tatooed on his penis. I swear to God. I casually said, You sure have a lot of tattoos, did they hurt much?
His reply, Yeah but it was worth it.
Hmm, why are men so bloody obsessed with this? Do you see women discussing vagina size? Do we wonder and worry if it’s too big or small? Do we compare it to other women in the shower? (Spread your legs, Mary, I just want to check something…)
Hmm, there is that tit size thing… but I don’t see nearly the same level of “how big is your bra?” going on.
Just a point.
And for the record, my “thing” is way bigger than yours. Course, my “thing” is made of fluorescent pink plastic and is purely decorative!
How the hell should I know?
…I don’t know about the rest of you folks, but mine doesn’t tend to remain the same size…
Hey, Byz, you kinda were on the right track with your mention of the “tit size thing.” The key differenece, IMO, is that it’s usually a tad easier to judge a womans breast size than it is a mans length (or girth), especially, as most recently noted by AHunter, when the male organ is likely to change sizes when you least expect it!
I’ve always wanted to get a ruler tatooed on my “thing”. Of course, the ruler would be a bit off, making my “thing” appear larger than it actually is.
I lead a sad life.
Byz, men obsess about penis size because women obsess about penis size.
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This guy decides he wants to have a tatoo of his girfriends name. He also decides he wants it on his dick. After the “artwork” is done, he goes to his girlfriend to show her. Dropping his pants, she says “‘WY,’ what is ‘WY?’” A few moments later, they see that it, in fact, spells “WENDY” and much joy is had by all.
Fast forward a few months and the couple is taking a trip to Jamaca. Trolling along a nudist beach, our hero can’t help but notice one of the locals has the exact same tatoo!! Thinking it very cool, indeed, he approaches the man and knowingly says, “So, your woman is named ‘Wendy,’ too” pointing out the similarity.
The local just begins laughing and laughing, "No-no, man…mine, it say “Welcome to Jamaca mon, 'ave a nice day.”
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