Do Most of The Dopers Have Little "Things"

I just wondering because the penile lengthening thread has got 400 post with 7253 views. :smiley:

I most emphaticly won’t admit to having a small “thing”, even though it’s true.

Actually, last time I checked, I don’t have a “thing” at all.

Not to make a long story short, but none of the views or posts were mine, “my little friend” (attribution - “Scarface”).

Draw your own conclusion.

Do the Doper Members on this board have little members? :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

I am sorry I just couldn’t resist.

I don’t have a “thing” at all, but I would like one. And a nice tongue to go along with it.

My ‘thing’ has a name.
It is ‘Marvelous Marvin the Miraculous and Magnificent Mighty Meat Machine and fun factory.’

Does that answer your question?

BunnyGirl said:

You’d better let me double-check.

I’m a professional.

My motto is: It may not be very big around, but at least it’s short. :D:D

However, it IS available. :D:D

Just keeping an eye on the competition. :smiley:

Wildest Bill, are you related to JDT?

:confused:

Mine ain’t little. But I do have one.

When i was in the 5th grade one of my older brothers friends said to me, “You’re the type of guy thats gonna have a 10 inch dick and never get to use it.” Unfortunately thats about 3/4" from being true ;(

Guy’s in a car accident & tragically loses his penis as a result. Goes to a specialist, who gives him three options. For $5,000, he can have a nice little 3" penis. Small, but perfectly functional. For 10 grand, a 5" unit is available. Again, a tad small, but works just fine. For $15,000, he can have the deluxe 10" model, works like a champ. Guy decides he’d better go talk it over with his wife. He would like the deluxe model, but it’s quite expensive…“Honey, what do you think. We could take out a second mortgage & have it paid off in 5 years?” Wife says “FIFTEEN THOUISAND DOLLARS! We could remodel the kitchen!”

Well, I don’t have a member either, but I get to play with one quite often, and it’s not small. :slight_smile:

I guess I’m larger than average, atleast that’s what I was told…

I’m above average. If you really want to know how far above, it’s somewhere in the TMI thread.

3/4", eh? next time, take her pants off, and you might get within 1/4"!
:smiley:
But as for the OP (and anyone who’s interested)…assuming 6-6.5" is average, then I’m average. And extremely comfortable with it. I don’t need to lift weights or drive a sports car to make up for it.

I’d be happy to discuss my “thing” size with any of the SD ladies who e-mail me privately.

After all, I do have a few scruples left.

(But just a few.)

My “thing” is freakin’ huge!!!

At least mine works.