And just as a trivial, yet informative aside to this discussion, the Egyptians did, as a matter of fact, believe that the universe was created from a divine orgasm. Ptah, IIRC, gave himself a handjob and brought the universe into being.
Makes you wonder about what, precisely, were the duties of the priestess known as the “Handmaiden of Ptah”, doesn’t it? 
I always thought God did Mother Nature anal.
I mean… the fruit is on the bottom.
Just out of curiosity, what would those qualifications be?
<~~~~pagan
<~~~~believes in many gods including female dieties
<~~~~not a radical feminist
and, we are everywhere
[corny Ray Stevens reference]
They’re everywhere!
They’re everywhere!
Oh, Lawd, have mercy!
[/CRSR]
Well, first I’m not female. Second, I’m not vocal or passionate enough about women’s issues that most people would consider me a “radical” feminist even if I was female.
Finally, even if I was a “radical feminist”, I wouldn’t be participating in an effort to convince people that God is female, since most days I’m not a monotheist.
I was going to let this go with the same chuckle the rest of this thread provoked in me, but for some reason I looked at it twice. And you know what? This is a really good question.