Especially while fucking.
:d&r:
The whole world and everyone in it is an aspect of God. S/He has lots of penises.
God is watching her weight? But God is perfect. God could not percieve herself as imperfect. Silly yoghurt people.
And surely it’s spelled “Danone”.
Actually, I know that God is a lousy lay. Why? Cause you can’t have both ** God ** and the ** Big Bang **
Interesting theory, Annie. Would that mean that we should all call Creationism the “Little Dribble” theory?
Maybe God is like Hermes from Greek mythology- both male and female sex organs.
Or maybe God has some as-yet-undiscovered sex organ… a pengina! Imagine… a large, throbbing shaft extends between God’s legs, only to end in two swollen lips that spread wide open, inviting all who wish to enjoy divine pleasure to enter…
Okay, that’s it. No more Japanese Porn for you, SPOOFE.
You kidding? With god, sex would have to be the big bang! Hey, maybe the universe is the result of a great celestial fuck. Ever wonder why our home planet is called mother Earth? 
Ican’t believe no one’s said this
Ya see, If Dannon was really smart they’d say that God was a man in order to promote their yogurt, 'cause yogurt looks suspiciously like…
This message was brought to you by Dannon - Because we do swallow.
Correction: Hermes had only male sex organs. You’re thinking of Hermaphrodite, his offspring by Aphrodite.
But it isn’t a joke. Those people are actually mad at Dannon and are advocating a ban and a letter-writing campaign against Dannon for making a joke in their commercial.
I offer my sincere apologies, DesertGeezer.
Although, were it me, I wouldn’t be so quick to claim credit for “devine.” I think that’s closer to what one does to shrimp before cooking. 
Or maybe it’s what God drinks when she’s done wit de yogurt?
Doh! I thought you started the pit thread about the joke itself, didn’t even think of the fact that the page was complaining about it… Sorry
It really shows how out of touch these people are. Radical feminists don’t watch their figures! They eat yogurt for the flavor, and at least they used to, to fight yeast infections.
Too bad Yogurt is so very disgusting when found outside of Indian cuisine, I would like to support Dannon.
Hmmm, I actually really like yogurt. I don’t have the other qualifications to be a radical feminist, though…
I used their form letter thing that sends email to Dannon to congratulate Dannon on their ad campaign. ;D
Well, I e-mail onemilliondads and asked them if they thought god had testicles. But I bet they don’t answer me.
Honestly, how bizzare is it for a monothiest to insist god has a gender? There are various stories about panthiestic gods in divine congress that make sense on a metaphorical level, but if you think of a god as male and all alone…wait, I get it. The universe is one big masturbation fantasy!
I emailed them the same question and have yet to get an answer.