Do Not Look Upon This Thread.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I beseech you, gentle traveler, turn back now. Do not read further for this thread contains things man was not meant to know. Do not proceed. If you continue to read this you will find that your quest for greater knowledge has led you to the precipice of the Abyss. When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you. Gazing across the end of the Universe, you find yourself staring back at you. You have have become the Abyss itself. Flee, my friends, do not seek the knowledge I am about to impart.

[spoiler]Go no further!

[spoiler]Heed my warnings!

[spoiler]Turn back while you still can!

[spoiler]the path ahead leads to madness!

[spoiler]last warning!

The Edge of the Universe[/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]

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“Mummy, I’m scared!”

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The vortex… Sucking me in…

My God, it’s full of stars…!

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head explodes
Monkey, come clean this up.

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Is there a monster at the end of this thread?

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I think you broke my browser!

Hey… what’s that in the dimly lit corner of my office?
Wait a minute! How did a dimly lit corner appear in my brightly lit office??

What’s that noise… like someone dragging a rope over dry leaves.
And I think I hear a strange kind of laughter coming from my AC duct.

What the… aaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh…kl’h;adbhepxge81469[23-<beep><click>

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There’s a glitch in the Matrix.

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This reminds me of a joke from many decades ago.

A man is feeling some pain and so decides to go to the doctor’s office. When he walks in the front door from the street, he’s in a room with two other doors, and a sign instructing him to choose the correct door. The doors are labeled:

“Men” “Women”

So he goes through the left door. He ends up in another room with two more doors labeled:

“Men here for a checkup” “Men here with a specific complaint”

He goes through the door on the right. Yet another room:

“Men in pain” “Men with another complaint”

He goes through the left door.

“Men with chest pain” “Men with other pain”

He goes through the right door.

“Men with dull pain” “Men with sharp pain”

He goes through he door on the right.

“Men who make more than $50,000 a year” “Men who make less than $50,000 a year”

He goes through the right door.

And is back out on the street.

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Ooh, eldritch!

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I’ve got 167 tabs open in my browser. Nope, 168. Sorry, that’s 169…

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::Whimpering::

Somebody hold me.

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Mr. Serling? Is that you?

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They are going to have to extend the board downtime to 10 minutes to clean up this mess!

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Quite possibly, I think this is the most mundane and pointless thread in the history of MPSIMS.

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I must learn to never underestimate the human brains capacity for denial. When one gazes across the edge of the universe and sees themselves, one will either deny it, or be driven mad. Count yourself lucky, Superhal. For if the elder gods find you pausing to contemplate, they will take you.

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Perhaps if I build a brick wall…

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I can see the back of my head!

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I have to admit that I have just been having a bit of fun with y’all. But I work for the SCP Foundation and god God, that’s stressful. I need to make some “gallows humor” end of the world jokes. Or end of the Universe - it amounts to the same thing regarding what I deal with day to day.

You want to know what my working day is like? I can’t even get a damn cup of coffee without problems.

I wanted to feed SCP-682 a neutron bomb, (yes, you read that that right: a neutron bomb), but we weren’t sure it would kill the thing. Termination test logs for SCP-682. The damn thing would just get stronger.

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♪♬♫♩♪♬♫♩
This is the thread that never ends
It goes on and on my friends
Somebody, started typing it not knowing what it was
And now we will be here forever doping just because…
♪♬♫♩♪♬♫♩

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Google “recursion”