Then, what the hell are you doing being gay, and all? 
“Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for…THE MAJOR LEAGUE ANAL MONSTERS!”
BTW, yes, I dig it.
How in the hell would I ever kiss you after that?
Anything on or around (taint or crack)is ok but my anus is exit only thank you very much.
Wait, that dont sound right. Everything down there can be played with , but nothing gets penetrated.
Contrary to popular belief, not all Gay men are into anal sex!
As I am well aware. I was trying to mildly ridicule that belief by the use of the .
No fucking way.
Yes.