Do You Differently or the Same in Life as You Do on These Boards?

In My Humble Opinion
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UncleBeer pokes fun at the typo made in this thread.

What he doesn’t tell you is how he misspelled “candidates” in the title of this thread:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=41727

::ducking and running::

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I’m every bit as unpleasant in real life.

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Crap.

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IRL I’m subtlety-impaired.

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Uke, any chance your confusing Robert Ford, who shot Jesse James, with Robert E. Howard, who shot. . . Robert E Howard???

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Well, it goes without saying that I’m taller IRL…shoot, said it anyway.
IRL I rarely have “speako’s” as opposed to the regular and flagrant typo’s I display here. I’m not a touch-typist, what do you want from me?
I think I’m a touch less opinionated online than I am IRL, though I’m not really that bad in either place (I think).
I’m a strange dichotomy of anal-retentive and sloppy, depending upon my whims, though on the boards I’m mostly tidy.
I think I flirt about as much here as I do IRL, though I tend to take RL flirting more serious than the virtual displays (but I’ve meant every word for you, struuter)
I think I make more intellegent assertions IRL than I do here, just because I look at the boards as a place to kick back and have fun, rather than IRL, where I tend to take things perhaps a touch more seriously and sometimes find myself defending statements that were rather innocuous to begin with, but grew rather deep, rather quickly. Here, I can dispatch mistakes with a wink and a glib remark, thus being done with them. Most folks don’t harp on past statements, positions or mistakes here. Most of my friends, associates, companions don’t wither, but I find myself striving to be as non-contrary as possible sometimes…doesn’t always work.
One more thing, I do tend to get loud, perhaps obnoxiously so, when I a) play NTN trivia and/or b) get really drunk (as opposed to buzzed or just kinda drunk, where people generally don’t even know that I am). On the boards, you’d never know this because I only post from work (for now) so you’ve never stood witness to this side of me.

PS: Drain Bead, now that I’m in Columbus, ya wanna get together for a drink next time Satan is in town?