There are very very few things in today’s world that are black or white. Most everything is shades of grey.
One of the last things that is black or white, on or off, yes or no is having a hat face. When people put on a hat, they either look (a) incredibly cool or (b) like a total dork. There is no in-between when talking about hat faces.
It’s got nothing to do with how good looking a person is. Many a beautiful person looks awful in a hat, and many ugly ones look good. It’s got nothing to do with the hat. People with hat faces can wear a sombrero or a Carmen Meranda fruit-type hat and still look good. One of the best hats I’ve ever seen was a Santa Hat with a long green cap’s bill attached to it. The guy wearing it really had a hat face.
The ultimate test of the hat face is earmuffs. Only people with real hat faces look good wearing earmuffs.
I’m not particularly good looking, but I do have a hat face. Any hat I put on looks good, and I have a great collection of them.
What about you?