LOL, in my case, the embarrassment would come from how irrefutably yawn-inducing it is. I’d feel sorry for the investigator tasked with verifying it. Give that woman another cup of strong coffee!
Reference to this?
I can vouch for that. I was with her husband at the time, and, uh,
You are falling behind, man, I am going to have to start charging interest if you cannot keep up.
At home with the wife. She’ll vouch for that. But boy am I glad that bastard is dead.
I was cleaning the clown paint off my face and the blood out off my clown suit. Why do you ask?
I have not left the house since the 20th due to being sick with Covid. While the security cameras at the front of the house will prove that neither me nor my car has left at all during the past 9 day’s time, I guess I technically could have left the property by climbing over the back fence, into the neighbor’s yard and sneaking away without getting noticed / shot.
My wife and two kids have been home too, so they could vouch for me. But that’s it.
Seems like I should join some online gaming community. It’s the best chance for an alibi for anyone who doesn’t have a roommate. Hmm.
Lucky for me, that’s just when I was on a zoom meeting with about 20 fellow board members of a land conservancy/trust, with videos-on interactions throughout. It may have even been recorded, but either way there you have a bunch of witnesses, plus the minutes.
But if the OP had specified Tuesday night, I’d have to rely on Mrs. Map and Lil’ Map’s testimonies.
Unbelievable as it sounds, that night I couldn’t keep my eyes open past 7:15 pm. I’ve been going to bed very early this month, and I’ve got bored cats and husband to confirm. : )
I was the hospital and can parade out three doctors, two nurses, and two medical techs to swear to it.
What a great alibi! I think I’ll use it…if your wife doesn’t mind, of course.
I think I’m in decent shape. I spent the first half of that window having dinner at Popeyes and spent the second half of that window at the office. Security cameras at both places should bear that out.
Tele-dildonics (From the USB bed thread).
When the alibi is worse than the crime.
Ba dum…tish!
Same here, except two recliners.
I was on an all-hands Zoom call for work. If any of the participants don’t remember me, I was the guy field-dressing a carcass in my bathtub while we were discussing changes to the Employee Handbook.
Zero problem. I was here, with these people:
Absolutely.
I’d be screwed, I can’t remember what I did two days ago without checking meta data on a few different platforms. But I DO have a text from a friend on Jan 23 reminding me he has my other shotgun barrel and the chokes, and me responding that he would probably like the rest of the gun to go with that gear. Followed by him inviting me over for beers, reuniting the gun parts, and that the new size 13 hiking boots I’m trying to get rid of are too big for him. Pretty sure the cops would have a great time with that conversation.
“Greenwich Mean Time? Local Time? Help me out here, officer.”
Sorry, did you mean 7:30-9:30 in my original timeline, or this one?
Well, I remember pausing the movie Bigly, while I read The Berenstein Bares to my kids, Nelson and Mandella…