I just went and listened to it, in honor of your post! I love that album. 
Whenever I hear a reporter mention Senator Ron Johnson from Wisconsin, I mentally add “he works in a lumber mill there.”
Any mention of of Hurricane Sally makes me want to sing it to the tune of “Mustang Sally”.
I was singing “sneaking down the alley with Sally…”
LMAO!
When someone asks me to do something that I really want to do, I have a bad habit of saying “Oh, Please don’t throw me in dat dere briar patch”. Nothing like quoting a racist Disney movie that nobody has seen in 40 years.
“Deserve’s got nothing to do with it” -Unforgiven
Goes off in my head every time I hear someone talking about deserving or not deserving something.
“Well that didn’t work!” -The Kramer
Slips out sometimes after seeing a spectacular failure from a terrible idea.