Do you have Cellulite?

It’s kinda weird what the dictionary says:

cel•lu•lite "sel-ye-'lit, -'let\ noun [F, lit., accumulation of subcutaneous fat, cellulitis, fr. cellule cell + -ite -itis] (1968)
: lumpy fat found in the thighs, hips, and buttocks of some women

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Women only? Hey, men get it too. It’s not really fat per se, its an disorder of the fat holder membrane.

As a surfer guy, I don’t have much, I really haven’t looked but that swimming can keep your thighs & butt firm & the fat in it’s membranes.