Okay so its not really fat. But for as long as I can remember, I’ve had a fair amount of cellulite on my ass and the back of my thighs. Whats worse is that I’m a guy, this kinda stuff should only happen to women dammit! Okay so I’ve gone on a diet, became stick-thin, fat still there. Decided to exercise, did lots of cardio and spot-reducing (yeah I know thats not reliable) also didnt work.
So now I’m thinking of seeing what success Dopers have in battling this menace. Other than drilling a hole into my left buttcheck and sucking it all out with a vacuum cleaner, what other alternatives are there? And have you had much luck?
Bad news: there’s not really anything you can do. It’s a result of tough fibrous bands crisscrossing the fat and making it look puckered. More common in women btu not unheard of in men. I have a friend who caught the filming of “Sex and the City” live on a random street in NYC. She reported breathlessly that Sarah Jessica Parker had cellulite. If she of the massive richness and thiness can’t get rid of it, what hope do we mortals have?