Do you have nicknames for your pet(s)? (Of course you do.)

In My Humble Opinion
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Sapphire, female Siamese cat: brat cat, slutty kitty, blue eyes. And I’m afraid that she IS a slutty brat. Any time that we have a human male visitor, she will get into his lap when he sits down, flirt with him, and present her genital region. Yes, she’s spayed. But she’s willing to put forth the effort.

Shadow, male orange tabby: just Shadowcat, and sometimes sweetheart.

Charlie, male orange tabby and white: Mr. Charlie (my husband says that his full name is Sorry Charlie) and Charliepants. I’m the one who started calling him Charliepants, and I have absolutely no idea where that came from.

Chaos, blue female cat: The Grey One or Trouble. She can usually be found attempting to eat Charlie’s skull. To be fair, he starts it about half the time, but she usually finishes the fight.

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Peaches, female angora rabbit.

Miss Bunny, Miss Bundy, Bun-buns, then back to Miss Bunny. I almost never call her Peaches.

The two male cats are both Mr. Kitty.

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All cats:

Violet = Vi, Mama Kitty, Crazyface, Babyface, Tubby, Chubster
Dinah = Di, Diner
Tooken = Took, Tookie, Tooken Booken, Tookster, Tookie Bookie
Jerry = Jer, Jerry Berry, Squeaks, Squeakers

My neighbor gave three of them middle names. Violet Rose, Dinah Mae, and Tooken Joe. Jerry is Jerry Berry, so named by me and my son.

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Nick, Gordon Setter, M: Snicky, Nicky Knickie, Bubba, Mr. Dog, Baby Boy, Dufus
Kharma, Gordon Setter, F: Khermee, Worm, Miss, Silly Girl, Kharma Chameleon
Bunny, Papillon, F: Buns, Hunny Bunny, Bratface, Little 'un
Cricket, Papillon, F: Kicks, Butterbean, Bean, Bug, Roo, Kickyroo
Sammy, Rat Terrier, M: Sam the Man, Lovebug, Goofball
Charlie, cat, M: Charles Catlas, Kittyboy, Scar (he was adopted after being burned in a housefire and has a lot of scars)
Ruby, cat, F: Woobs, KiKi, Wooby

The dogs all have middle names, too, and they know they better SCOOT if I use them:
Nicolas Lionel
Kharma Jean
Bunny Louise
Cricket Renee
Samuel Adam

Tons more but my mind is blanking. Sometimes I wonder how they even know what their names REALLY are…

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Brandon, male kitty, about a year old, white belly with black & grey stripes: Brandon J. Goodkitty, Bran, Bran Flake, Bran Muffin, Winky, Smudge, Bubby, the Bonnie Prince of Diddums, Swamp Ass, Money Suck

We also have a fancy goldfish that’s kind of a rescue fish. His previous owner named him Michael Phelps. We just call him Mikey and his tank is Mikeytown.

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All cats:

Mr. Spock - Spockums, Fat Boy, Acres of Belly.
Magic (Cornish Rex) - Loudmouth, Alien, Freak of Nature (as in “Who’s Momma’s little Freak of Nature”).
Lt. Cmdr. Jadzea Dax - Dax, Daxums, Daxlet.
Cricket - Cricker Kidder Cat.
Shoe - Get Down From There, Bad Boy.
Sugar Magnolia - Maggie, Sugar Maggie, Kissy Cat, Kissy Face, Beer Cat, Sweet Maggie Brown.
Yogi - Feet, Yogums.

All of them are “Sweet Boy” and “Sweet Girl” as needed

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My four kitties –

Red: Red Girl, Buddha Kitty, Haggis (She’s kinda fat)
Blue: Blue Blue Kitty, Neurotic Kitty, Blue blue blue blue blue (not really sung, but kind has a cadence to it)
Scotch: Scotch Bonnet, Scotch Tape, Skitchy-Scotchity-Scootchity-Scotch, Silly Girl
Soda: Soda Monster, Soda Bean

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Winston my beagle mix poos twice on every walk. So he is Winnie the Poop

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We have a Max (cat) too (except she’s female) - my favourite nickname for her is Maximus Poopus. Also, Maxi Pantaloons (said with an Antonio Banderas accent).

Feather is usually just Featheroni Baloney.

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Kato, cat, F: Kitty, kitties, Ms. Cat.

Midnight, cat, F: Goob*, goobs, hoya goobs*, Mr. The Goobs.

*When I first got her from my mom’s neighbor she was already two and I was told that she loves jumping onto the tops of doors and then whine her head off because she couldn’t get back down. She did this a lot for the first few months I had her so as I would rescue her I would ask, “Why are you being a gooberhead?” Gooberhead is what my dad used cal us when we did something stupid.

*This evolved from, “Hi Goobs.” to “Hi ya Goobs.” and now it is “hoya Goobs.”

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Spoon, pug, M. Spoony, Spooner, and Spoonburger.
Siyo, american bulldog, F. Siyodohlaydeehoooooo. Fat B****. (Yeah, the last one is because she’s 65 gangly oaf pounds and uses that weight to get her way. Usually that means sitting on the pug to get him to stop biting her.)

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I like reading all the name variations - they definitely just “come about”, don’t they?

My contribution:

Max, m, doggie: Mr. Dog, Maximus Dogamus, Poots (no idea how I got that one), Maxell-head

Lucie, F, kitty: LucieBahgoosie, Lucels, LucitaBonita

Sophia, f, kitty: Feeah-Beahh, Sophie Anne, Beetles (no idea on that either), Beetlebutts

My dearly departed kitty Murphy Brown (guess the derivation!) was called Brownie all the time.

Love my pets!

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Picante, leopard gecko, has been known to go by Picanters or little buddy.

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I have a black Havanese dog whom I have nicknamed, “Lab-cross”. Then if anyone ever asks, “Really that’s a lab cross? With what?” and they do, I get to say “with a hamster.”

It doesn’t translate well to the written version, but people really love the joke and everyone in the park knows his name as “Lab-cross” too.

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Bosco, dog, m: bug, boogie

Dexter, cat, m: meow meows

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Wow. These are pretty fan-damn-tastic.

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Tobiko, M (Fat, and I mean 22 pounsd FAT, orange cat) - Tobi, Tobi-cat, Ugly, Ugly-face, Fatty, Mr. Skinny, Fishy

Mikey, M (Orange cat I had with my sister until I moved out) - Microphone, Monkey, Monster, Little Monster, OH-MY-FUCKING-GOD-GET-YOUR-CLAWS-OUT-OF-MY-THIGHS!!! (He really liked jumping on people’s laps, with his claws out… for traction, I guess)

Now that the two cats don’t have each other, I really want to get another one (female) and name her Tamago… so then I can call her Tammy and have my cats be Tobi and Tammy.

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My cat has so many nicknames, he doesn’t know his real name.

Real name: Santi, male, black cat

Nicknames: Santito, chico/chiqui/chiquitito, furry niño, beba, Drooling Monster, cat-face, fuzzbutt, stink-breath, Big Fat Boy, and Squeaker McBeaker (are a small sample of the things I call him)

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Beagle, M: Real name is Gomez. Nicknames: Big, Gomez T. Beagle (the T stands for Tiberius), Moose, Bubba, Wagger T. Doodles, Silent Bob, Gomez Garcia Gonzalez de la Vega, Hula Boy, Waggin’ Fool (Fool, for short)

Beagle, F: Real name is Lily. Nicknames: Lulu, Little, Squirrel, Jay (of Jay & Silent Bob), Mosh Pit, WDLB (stands for Wiener Dog Lookin’ Bitch), Sisty

I should point out that many of the names are pairs, just like the dogs: Jay & Silent Bob, Moose & Squirrel, Bubba & Sisty, Big & Little.

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Bruce the pug: Brucey, Puggy, Puggy Smalls, Puggy Supreme, Puggy Supreme with Fries, Pugtastic. He also has mood-specific names: if he’s happy and wagging, he’s Mr. Curly Tail. If he’s got his tail between his legs or looking droopy, he’s Captain Bringdown. (“Hey there, Captain Breakdown, why don’t you bring back our friend Mr. Curly Tail?”)

Batman the cat: Mr. Meow-Meow, Herr Meow-Meow, Kitty. I don’t think I’ve really ever used his real name except at the vet.