Dog: Stinkerbelle, Stinky pup, stinky girl, girly-dawwwwg, weird and/or long drawn out pronunciations of her actual name with “belle” added on the end.
She really doesn’t actually smell that bad.
George (dog): Georgie, Vishus Pibble (he’s about the least vicious dog of any breed you’ll meet)
Smokey (cat): the Dark One, Meow-meow
Blue (cat): the Light One, Mini-meow
Brewster, black Lab, male, 6 years old. Picture.
Sometimes called Brew. Sometimes Sheriff Brewster, the Anger Management Specialist. Sometimes Scooter when I catch him scooting his butt across the floor.
Molly, cat, female - kitte witte, bebe, bad cat, good cat, nap buddy, meow meow
Magnolia – cat, female: Maggie, Magpie, Mags, Bad Cat, Princess, Girl Squirrel, Squirrel Bait, Fuzzbutt.
Turk – cat, male: Turkinator, Turkish, Turkman, Turkdude, Duuuude!, Big Boy, Big Guy, Your Largeness (he’s 18 pounds!).
Napoleon - cat, male
- Nappy
- Nappy G
- The Prince
- Chairman Meow
- The Prince
- Ungrateful Freeloader
- Dumbass
- Mr. Cat Cat
ETA - Lil’ Brudder (cause he only has 3 legs)
Guffaw! I need a Pug!
The best name I ever gav e a kitten was “heathen Buzzbutt the Yowler” but the guy who adoped her just call her “Boo”.
Oh yeah, Feather also goes by Big Fat Kitty and Fatso. I think she actually IS just fluffy, not fat (the vet didn’t say anything about her being overweight on Monday), but she is one big kitty.
Dexter - Cat - Male - Meaos de Gato (“Piss of Cat” in Spanish)
I have two terriers, Mardi and Ollie. Mardi’s overweight- always has been, Ollie’s half Jack Russell and all energy. My Mexican cleaning lady calls them Gordito and Loco Yell-oos (jealous) and the nicknames have stuck; Mardi answers to either one and Ollie answers when he feels like it.
Cleo, cat, female-Pooka, Pooter, Pooka-But, HRH Kittehface, Thief-of-Donuts
Jack, cat, male-Lord Crankypants, Crankypants McGee, Belezebub, Captain Jack
Spike, cat, male–Spike-a-doo, Spikeypants, Fuzzybutt
Mickey, horse, male–Studley DoRight, Studmuffin, Stinkybutt, Zaphod Beeblebrox, Bubba
Dawn, horse, female—Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo Ponybutt, Black Poneh of DOOOM, BeBe Grrl
Sami, Quaker Parrot, female—Frankenchicken, Evil Green Chicken, Noisynose
Ginny, Quaker Parrot, female–Ginnybird, Ginnyface, Little Peep
Kashi, bunny, female—Kashi Bun-Bun, Bunzilla, Bunzelbub, Kashi, Queen of Carrots
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Puggy Smalls
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My friend’s response: the notorious p.u.g.
Tenshi, cat, 11 years old: T-Man, Mr. T., Kitty Guy, T-Monster
Ozzy, cat, 8 years old: Ozz-Paws, Ozymandias, Nosewuffle, Baby Guy
Grace, cat, 6 years old: Boo, Gracie-Boo, Miss Boo, Graciela, Little Blue Thing
Sonata, cat, 6 years old: Fred, Francesca Frederika Sonata, Little Blue Thing (too)
Clarice, cat, 6 years old: Agent Starling, Big Fuzzy
Tessa, cat, 2 years old: Bug, Bug-Bug, Tessa-Bug
Nabby, cat, 2 years old: Nabby-Tabby, Nab-Tab, Handsome, Big Kitty
Diego - loud, skinny, polydactyl Siamese mix - Meowalottamous, Kitty-woo, Kitty-boo, Mr. Whiskers, Mr. Many Toes
Serafina - quiet, fat, tabby, Siamese mix - Fluffapotamous, The Lard, The Lump
Jezabel - variously called pookie, bunnie, bunneh-way [the stargate native words for good to eat? it was used to refer to the candy bar that Daniel gave to the leader of the natives] and snot-rocket [first thing she did when we brought her home and Alan picked her up and looked in her eyes was sneeze a huge snot into his face … she seems to have hay fever and is allergic to something that grows around the farm in the spring as she gets really snarfy in the spring]
Riley, cat, male – Buddy, Fuzzbutt, Goofball, Dumbass. The last one when I’m removing him from someplace he’s not supposed to be… like the fridge. It’s always said lovingly though, he may be a dim bulb but I do love him. 
Lucy, dog, Labrador retriever, f - Lucybelle, Lucyboo, Girlie-girl, Piggy-dog
Ernie, dog, Bichon Frise, m, Ernie McBernimus, Ernie Bernie, Shithead, Fuzzbutt, Fuzzy Wuzzy, Dingleberry dog
Dipsey, dog, Longhaired Dachsund mix, m, Dipsey Doodle, Dipshit, Dipstick
Max: Orange tabby cat, m,: “King In Orange”, “Fatboy”, “Mad Max (kitten years)”, “OH! You Nippy Ungrateful Bastard!!! (adult years)”.
Oh, I forgot our other nickname for our kitty Ozzy, because we haven’t used it in years (he’s rather sedentary now, but he never stopped moving as a kitten): The Nutro-Burning Funny Kitten.