The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately.
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Thanks for that.
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OmyGod, I’ve got all of those! I’m gonna diiiiiiiiiie!
runs around flailing and screaming like a little girl
Am I in trouble if I’m only experiencing #6?
EVERYBODY PANIC
no, only if you want to do it in conjunction with all the other ones, like kytheria. You’re fine.
And stay the hell away from my car.
No, but I’m on medicine for it. Really. I just took some. My doctor gave it to me.
However, my super hero alter ego has taken to wearing a surgeon’s mask. Just in case, you know. It’s pink.
I’ve been sick since about October 16th- I have my own version of the avian flu- its called “too chicken to go to the dr”
If you’re sick, don’t dose your self with chicken soup! They’re in on it!
The hysteria isn’t quite catching on over here. In the days of SARS all you had to do was fake a lil’ cough if you wanted a solitary elevator ride, some buttspace on the bus, or more elbow room in a crowd.
I guess I could run around a cluck a little.
YOu could try this defense
Looks like it oculd work. 