Do you know anyone who eats in the shower?

This grosses me out a bit, but since a friend just told me yesterday that her brother loves to eat olives in the shower, I just have to ask…Do you know anyone who eats while showering or bathing?

No. No one that eats food, anyway.

Back in school I’d occasionally take a beer into the shower, and even more rarely something harder, but never food.

Probably Homer Simpson.

(sings) Oh, I’m just eatin’ in the shower, I’m just eatin’ in the AUGGGH! HOT!. . . COLD!. . . HOT!. . . COLD!

Only if there’s a garbage disposal installed.

That’s only slightly less out of sync than chowin’ down on the crapper.

I know plenty of people who drink beer in the shower.

When I was younger my mother used to give me ice cream while I was in the bath.

I’ve had plenty of glasses of wine while relaxing in the tub. Nothing strange about that. I once ate half a pizza pie, ordered from room service, while sitting in a bath. I guess some people would think that’s a bit odd.

A bath is different. People do all kinds of things while relaxing in the tub. Pizza just wouldn’t work too well in the shower.

He’s probably an Aussie. We do that a lot. Many families have the dining table under the shower. Busy parents can ensure that the kids are bathed and everyone can pitch in with the washing up.

One of my old roommates would tell us of how he would get up in the morning, grab a bowl of cereal, and eat it (dry, mind you, no milk) while standing in the shower.

He was (and still is, I’m sure) an interesting guy.

I’ve managed to smoke a couple of cigarettes while showering. That’s dedication.

There was a Kids in the Hall sketch that was just someone eating chicken and drinking milk in the shower. It was majorly gross.

If my memory’s to be trusted, Letterman did a bit just involving him tearing into fried chicken in the shower. Definitely bizarre.

I don’t eat in the shower, but I do have my morning coffee, and if I’m in a rush, my toast, in the tub.

Eat in the shower? No. I used to have a boss that occasionally ate his lunch while taking a dump, though.

I take in the occasional turkey sandwich. It’s pretty much limited to a time when I am in a hurry and need to condense my activities to make it elsewhere on time. I figure it’s safer to chew while scrubbing as opposed to chewing while driving.

I eat in the bath. In the shower I will eat fruit. Grapes, cut apple, cherries, that kind of thing. All very decadent, but saves you washing your hands afterwards.

sometimes I’ll take a bottle of water into the bathroom but it stays on the sink.

Do you remember the Seinfeld episode where Kramer prepared meals while showering?

Yeechhh.

This sounds fascinating, I think I’ll try it.

First thing tomorrow morning, I’ll eat my breakfast (oatmeal, toast, and coffee) in the shower. Just think, it will shave off 6 minutes I would have wasted eating it after I finish showering!