Do You Know the Street Value of My Driveway?

Yep, it, and the rest of Central Wisconsin, is covered by 2-3 inches of white powder. The gun deer season this weekend, and the hunters are walking around with smiles from ear to ear.

I’m wondering right now if this will be the last time we see the grass until mid-march or so, or if it’s a just a quick blanket that’ll melt away in a few days. In either case, winter is upon us.

I would almost garuntee that the snow will disappear entirely in the next week or two. That is however presuming that we’re not talking about 4-6" of the stuff.

Strolls off humming “The weather outside is frightful…”

How in the hell did I miss that 2-3 inches line?

The subject doesn’t match the message so Im confused. If you really want to know if it’s worth anything, yes it is according to the tax people here who auction people’s driveways…

Handy - it is covered in snow, a slang term for cocaine.

In the movie “Better Off Dead” one of the characters used a similar line, pondering the value of a mountain of snow while snorting it with a straw. Work with me here.

Handy, it is a reference to the movie “Better Off Dead” where the sidekick guy can’t find any real drugs so he tries snorting anything he can find (even Jello). At the top of a mountain (the K-12, champ) he realizes that snorting snow freezes his brain and utters “Do you realize the street value of this mountain?”

xizor, Ikinda caught that after I already wrote the reply. Nuts. Well, whats the street value then?

To keep the theme on the same movie…
“2 dollars”

Damn, xizor, you beat me to it.