“Let it ride”
Feared by who? Not the casino.
The two guys arguing over whether or not the mule should be allowed to operate a motorcycle?
Depends on what*** it*** looked like and whether or not it had a knife.
Maybe we can create a special forum just for Mr. Quatro’s jokes. They can all go in there, and people can find Mr. Quatro’s funny threads easily whenever they want!
Fuck that shit.
Do you know what the most feared words in Las Vegas are?
“Starring Carrot Top.”
I thought they were “$1 Shrimp Cocktail”.
“Balrogs can fly.”
“Seven Out!”
“Fired for turning head on a live game”
Hm… I’m not sure. It’s either:
That’s no moon!
or
It’s a trap!
“Let’s go.”
“I have killed your wife and one of your children, and am holding the other one at gunpoint. He will die unless you find a way to deliver one million dollars cash to me within ten minutes.”
Seems like that would be pretty high on the list anywhere on Earth.
Or, how about, “Everyone you love, including your newborn daughter, has just been diagnosed with terminal pancreatic cancer.”
I’d fear either of those more than I would “let it ride”.
I repeat myself, but either the meds need adjustment or school is out for the summer.
“I didn’t know there was a pool down there.”
Whatever is written on that note when you wake up in a bathtub full of ice after your liver has been stolen.
“Nevada to launch a massive crackdown on prostitution. Photos of johns to be e-mailed to their wives or girlfriends.”
Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, “When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?”
“Staff, we’d like you to welcome our new pit boss, Mr Quatro.”