That’s funny zoid and I would agree and Mr Levin at the MGM would agree, but I think another feared quote would be,
“I’m sorry sir your credit is all used up”
You must be a hit at parties.
On the marquee: **Comedy with Quatro! **
Mr Quatro’s threads are like a cool, refreshing breeze through a broken window in a stuffy attic. Oh, yeah. And the brick that broke that window? It’s made of solid gold.
I thank you for your service, Mr Quatro.
“Excuse me sir, but have you accepted Jesus Christ into your heart?”
“Have you ever seen a grown man naked?”
I had an Audi Quattro once. Relative, by any chance?
I bet your Audi was firing on more cylinders.
“As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!”
“Sir, somebody shit on the craps table.”
“We’re out of coke!”
Because, you see, at least as of the last time I went to Vegas, the majority of the hotel/casinos are contracted with Pepsi, and it’s very difficult to find a glass of Coca-Cola around. And so you might be forced to drink Pepsi, which is a horrifying thought. What did you think I meant?
Which reminds of a joke lol
You probably already know that the truth is instant when you believe, but did you know that so is a lie instant when you believe?
For example: “Jesus Christ is Lord” true
Did you know that if you poor a Coke Cola, or even an RC cola will do, if you poor it into a woman after you make love it will keep her from getting pg … no lie :smack:
Thank you colander:
Mormon Convention
pssssst. Kidney, not liver.
I’d go with “I’m from the Gaming Commission. Is there a place where we can talk?”
“Actually, I’m a dude.”
You really have no idea what a joke is, do you?
JESUS CRlES WHEN U MAEK ABORTION!!!
MAYBE U R ATHEIST IF U ARE SAY SO THAT IS FINE!!!
IF U R NOT SAY SO THAT IS FINE BUT NO MORE COKE COLA ABORTIONS BABY KILLER!!!
I love this. This is the greatest post ever.
Where do you pour it?