I think it’s “please cash these chips for me.”
“I have no more money.”
“Um … I just came in to use the men’s room…”
OMG, I am literally laughing out loud. You guys are high-larious.
“There’s a foul odor coming from under our bed.”
Duh. Las Vegas.
how is babby not formed?
how girl not get pragnent?
“Meet the Stick, the last person you’ll ever meet.”
“Welcome Hunter S Thompson Impersonators Convention”
“We can’t find Doug”
“I am a PRICKLY PEAR!”
“What happens in Vegas…gets posted on YouTube.”
“I noticed you shuffling your chips with your left hand. Are you left handed?”
I now wish that I hadn’t previously posted multiple times about instain posters, because I so want to use it here.
God help us all if Mr Cinco ever shows up.
Sometimes it’s kidney and sometimes it’s a liver. My friend’s uncle’s cousin knows someone who read about this happening to someone.
“Honey, don’t you think we should fill up with gas”
“Naugh, we’ll get some on the way home”
Got gas …
But she looks over 18.
But he’s not! 
“I didn’t say craps, I said crabs!”