“Oh shit, you’re not a woman:eek:; but that’s a badge:smack:”
Douche.
“Thirty-six states now have legal Casinos”
NAMBLA convention!
ever tried to win a big jack pot in an Indian casino?
Good luck 
“I have a system” - especially when preceded by “Don’t worry about the money for the mortgage payment” when someone is withdrawing money from an ATM or against their casino credit.
A close second is, “I lost again? Double the bet again!” (especially when followed by, “What do you mean, you won’t raise the maximum bet for me?” - foiling such systems is one of the reasons tables have maximum bets in the first place)
Right, because it’s so simple to do in Vegas!
:smack:
I think the air conditioner just broke.
That’s exactly your mistake. You’re trying to pour it, but you need to poor it,
I loled
“I thought You put the water in the car…”
Yeah, 'scept you can’t read the note without a liver.
“Ladies and gentlemen, Celine Dion!”
Actually there is a large Mormon (LDS) population in Las Vegas.
The most feared words in Las Vegas are “I think it’s raining.”
(Never drive in Vegas in the rain, they act like it’s Armageddon.)
Isn’t Quatro that mutant in Total Recall that came out of the other guy’s stomach?
Not that there’s any need to foil it - the martingale is a losing strategy in the first place. (In a fair game it’s a break-even strategy up to the point where you beggar yourself; if there’s a house edge, all the martingale does is magnify it.)
There’s a distributor cap on the top of her head.
“People are such litter bugs! Could you please pick up that piece of pink garden hose over there? Yeah, the one that’s moving…”
“You’ll be staying at Circus Circus”
:eek::(:mad:
" It’s just a cold sore. "