No, that was Quatto.
tomato, tomatro
And all-wheel drive standard. 
One waiter to another waiter:
Hey that guy with the show girl just tipped us a dollar … serve him some coffee.
Yes, sir!
Are you like some sort of web-bot that was programmed by an eighth grader and is trying to learn of this human thing we call “humor” by trial and error on the internet?
Well first you get a long narrow funnel…
“The booze and the hookers have run dry!”
I’ve read over that a dozen times now, and I still have no idea what the joke is supposed to be. You’ve come up with the “colorless green ideas sleep furiously” of humor. Congratulations, I guess.
It was back in 1976 in St Petersburg, Flordia when I saw a man with a five hundred dollar resturant check pay with a credit card and leave no tip on the card. The party in question was reminded that he should’ve tipped at least %15 wtih a waiter coming over to the table and acting like he was going to pour a cup of coffee, but he tripped instead.
It was quite shocking and on purpose 
And somehow, you thought we would all understand the reference to that story we’ve never heard before??!
Okay, important point to remember when posting on the internet: Other people can’t hear the voices in your head.
And they don’t want to.
Try out your thread ideas on your friends and family first. They may have suggestions so that you’re actually communicating.
(That was not meant flippantly; it was Very Serious And Possibly Helpful and Life-Changing Advice)
(as is “See Your Doctor; Get Your Meds Adjusted”)
Post, nothing. It’s the greatest sequence of Roman alphabet characters ever. Suck it, e=mc2!
“Here’s your keys, Sir. By the way-some woman claiming she was your wife came asking for you, and I told her not to come back because your real wife had already checked in with you.”
“I’ll get the money! I promise! Somehow, I’ll get you the money. Just stop…! * Stop…!* Stop shovelling dirt in my face…!” cue snivel-whimper