I dearly love my wife, but sometimes I can’t bear to watch movies with her.
You see… she’s a movie narrator. She doesn’t even realise she’s doing it - My preference is to watch and become entirely absorbed into the action, the story, the scenes, but she keeps on saying what she sees on the screen - either reading text out loud, or just blurting out a description of something that appeared or happened on screen; “Haha! Big dog!”, “He’s fallen in the water!”, “Oooh, dark cave”, “His car is on fire!”.
I have to excuse myself from the room, otherwise one day I will just yell “I KNOW! I’M WATCHING THE SAME DAMN FILM YOU ARE!”
Do you live with a movie narrator?