So I went to see Fahrenheit 911, to see what all the fuss is about. I enjoyed the movie, but I would have enjoyed it a hell of a lot more if the woman 3 seats away from me hadn’t felt it necessary to make a sound after almost every sentence spoken in the film. Every time a poignant point was made (and even when it wasn’t), she would say “mmm-hmmm”, or “oh yeah”, or “oooooooh”. For fuck’s sake, lady - it’s a movie, not a goddam revival meeting! Yes, everyone in the theater got that you hate Bush, thank you. You hate him lots and lots. But you see, some of us wanted to watch the movie, and hear what Micheal Moore had to say about Bush. Some of us in the theater weren’t just there to make little noises of agreement. If you want to do that crap, go to Star Wars with the kiddies and boo Darth Vader every time he comes on screen to your heart’s content. I couldn’t pay attention to the movie because I was too busy anticipating your next little mumbling sound. I happen to dislike a lot of what President Bush is doing, just like you do. The difference is that I occasionally have a thought that doesn’t come out of my mouth.
Or the short version: DON’T TALK AT THE MOVIES.