Do You Own a "Car?"

Yeah, I filled up for $1.95/gal just yesterday in Fairfield, OH, home of the cheapest gas in the greater Cincinnati area. That’s without a Kroger discount or anything.

No, I do not own a car
neither do I own a czar.
I do not own a Balthasar
nor any form of gar, so far.

Dr. Jacksuess