Female, here.
I pee in the shower and try to see if I can aim into the drain, just for fun. I’m pretty accurate.
And I’ll pee on anyone who thinks I’m weird or unhygienic.
Female, here.
I pee in the shower and try to see if I can aim into the drain, just for fun. I’m pretty accurate.
And I’ll pee on anyone who thinks I’m weird or unhygienic.
Just remember the Latin phrase, “Donta pista contra venta.”
So you wouldn’t mind me peeing on your surgeon’s instruments next time you need an operation?
For that matter, I could pee on your produce to wash away any pesticides.
I have to admit I am astonished by the number of self-admitted shower-pissers here. However, I should add that this topic has never come up for me until now. I’ve never been in a situation where this would be addressed in any way. It’s not like my parents ever sat me down when I was a kid and told me the right way to piss. For my whole life, I just assumed that the only place inside a building to piss was the toilet or a urinal. I never in a million years would have thought that there was a whole world of people out there for whom pissing in the shower was a normal and acceptable thing. The very fact that it is being discussed with such nonchalance is pretty surprising to me.
Yeah, it’s just a trend among us 64-year-olds.
Are you saying you couldn’t use it, even if nobody is peeing? Are you serious?
They usually have these kind of showers at gyms and YMCAs. High school locker rooms also have showers like that. I’m pretty used to it by now because I grew up going to the YMCA with my dad, and I showered with teammates in high school as well. One guy on my wrestling team always showered with a pair of briefs on, and everyone else thought it was weird. There was a rumor going around that he had a hooked penis, and didn’t want anyone to see it.
Now I know why people are so insistent upon wearing flip flops in showers that are shared by others. Shudder So glad I’m the only one using mine.
Stephen King references this in Firestarter, except it wasn’t pee, it was to see if people could take a dump in their pants. Were you able to dig up an actual study on this? I wouldn’t find it pleasant, but I’d have no problem physically doing it.
I don’t find peeing in the shower nearly as satisfying as peeing outside.
Is that not what the OP meant? Where does he say he means peeing in the shower while not having a shower?
Sure I pee in the shower, it’s particularly useful in the morning when the ol’ morning wood makes aiming into the toilet bowl difficult and painful.
I wouldn’t pee in the shower with someone else unless they let go first and I don’t pee in the sink (if for no other reason than that it would be less convenient than peeing in the toilet.)
Sometimes I pee outside at night, in the company of my dog. We can both pee together and avoid each other’s gaze the way men do in urinals. I make sure mine goes a bit higher than his, just so he knows his place.
There’s nothing quite like a man and his dog pissing into the wind on a cool starry night.
Males- Do you “whack it” in the shower and let the semen go down the drain? I think that’s worse than pee.
Personally, I never take showers. I always take a bath and pee in the tub…but only sometimes.
It has been done but semen coagulates, sticks to the walls and so on, difficult to clean up properly.
sorry, after being hospitalized and using a bedpan, my housebreaking is broken enough I could crap on a floor if I needed to.
And I read the poll as peeing WHILE TAKING A SHOWER, not dropping trou and standing in a dry tub/shower …
So obviously your ground crew liked you <evil grin>
there is a difference you are not getting …
pee is organic, as is [for example] liquid state jello [hot water, packet of jello, not yet set up in a fridge]. Jello is sterile also. Shortly after it hits the proper temperature microbes can start growing in it but until that point they are both equally sterile.
The DIFFERENCE between urine and jello, is in the chemical makeup. Jello is nontoxic ingredients, animal based gelatine, sweetening agent and flavoring agent. urine is made up of toxins and chemicals the body is trying to get rid of - uric acid, and biological waste products, and drug residue if any.
Barring the toxic effect of say uric acid, the difference is in flavor.
Petula Clark said it best:
*Holding it means nothing when it’s all for show
So why pretend you’ve somewhere else to go
Just pee in the shower, darlin’
Go piss in the pouring rain
Just pee in the shower, darlin’
The rinse is long
Forget your foolish pride
Nothing’s wrong
Just not when you’re beside me again*
If you do have significantly contaminated produce and no water to clean it off, it would certainly be preferable to clean it off with fresh urine than to consume it while it’s thick with enteric pathogens like salmonella, shigella, campylobacter, or E. coli O157:H7.
Pissing on an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Remember though, you’re pissing away the key to good health.
If I’m in the shower, I’ll pee in the shower.
If I’m not in the shower, I’ll pee in the toilet.
If I’m not in the toilet, I’ll pee in the sink. << Joking
Either this post is a woosh from top to bottom, or you’re one weird cat.
Obviously the OP is asking about peeing while showering. If nothing else, you can tell this by the fact that I referred to ‘getting out of the shower’ to pee. Therefore, the only alternate interpretation is that I was asking about those times that you’re not bathing, but you are hanging out in your shower. (You brought a book, right?)