Do you "poo" or "poop"?

‘Poo’ sounds much more English than ‘poop’ to me. Not that I ever announce my intentions but I will often go for a ‘Tom Tit’.

I usually announce I am going to “Drop a Doolittle.” When I spy the toilet I announce “Target acquired!” As my pants come down, it’s “Bomb bay doors open!” followed shortly by “Bombs away!” or sometimes “Pickle!” then the satisfying conclusion: “Target splashed!”

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I wonder if there are any statistics about whether zombie poo§, fart, toilet, etc. threads like this one are more likely to be resurrected than non-bathroom-related types of zombie threads.

I know I also saw a zombie fart thread some time ago.

Talkin’ about poop never gets old.

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Weirdo :rolleyes:

And I mean that in the most endearing way :smiley:

I poop unless I’m in the UK. When in Rome, go as the Romans do.

This is interesting because when you say “poop”, your mouth does the same thing your sphincter does when you, uh, poop. Don’t know if I’d call that an onomatopoeia though.