They are all bunk, of course, and usually tedious reading.
But I still end up reading them, but not mine.
Just my kid’s. If it’s bad or dubious, I ignore it, but if it’s good I like to cut it out and mail it to them.
Silly, I know, but how often are you praised in print?
Sort of like saving the more outlandish fortune coookie predictions - “You will live long and prosper”. Always worth a square inch of space on the fridge magnet board 
Here’s a typical couple I’ve clipped to tuck into a letter to one of my kids:
“You are the talk of the town. You are in the news.
Focus on writing and telling your fantastic story”
“Passion which has been repressed will be released for you.
Wear bright colors, including yellow and gold, and go for it!”
I wrote the horoscope for my college paper. My sign is Gemini, so that sign always got something good.
I always feel ripped off if my day doesn’t go the way the horoscope predicted. Like the cost of my newspaper should be refunded or something. 
They’re based on a system of astrology that was debunked ages ago but they’re still fun to read aren’t they?
Kitty
Not really.
Only in The Onion: