at school today somehow we got on the subject of whiping your butt and the kid said that he stands when he does it then some other guys said they sit when they wipe - i stand and i think that sitting is kind of gay i thought only chics sat but i guess not because more than half the class sits so i dunno just tell me if you sit or stand
That’s an interesting point of view. Are gay men more likely to sit down when wiping than straight men?
Personally, (very personally) I wipe in a kind of crouched posistion. I have to lean foreward to get the toilet paper, so I just kind of stay in that posistion when I wipe.
Hey, let’s give Ralph a wedgie and then make farting noises with our armpits!
I think you mean whipping your butt.
Any position will do.
If you want to whip your butt, that’s your problem.
Squat.
Hang over a log or branch in the woods, don’t use a poison ivey leaf to wipe!
Sit on a toilet seat. (Preferably at home and it is clean).
Stand. (In the shower is nice as you can shower clean the dark of the moon).
Stand in a strain if you like, I don’t.
Welcome to the Straight Dope, idiot.
hey fuck u too
Kitten has claws… 
Gay? Have you polled the homosexual population and found that they prefer to wipe while sitting? How … enlightening.
you must be a sitter huh
Watch your manners here in IMHO. If you feel you must resort to childish insults, take it to the BBQ Pit.
I’m locking this thread.