Do you think a Chinese acrobat could (Warning - Adult Content)

In My Humble Opinion
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perform cunnilingus on herself?

I saw a picture of some C.A.'s in an ad for an insurance company or something in this week’s Newsweek mag and they were bending over so far backward that the back of their heads were nearly touching their backs, so I just had to ask if they could bend far enough forward to do themselves.

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I’ve heard, anecdotally, that some women can do this.

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I must confess that I wonder about this every time I see the Chinese acrobats on TV.

I’ve seen a Chinese acrobat woman lean forward like she was going to touch her toes and then crawl into-while still doubled over- a pipe that must have been only about 12 inches in diameter. No doubt that this woman could perform auto-cunnilingus.

I would imagine that if there were women out there that could do this we would be seeing a lot of it in porn. So far I haven’t seen any auto-cunnilingus, though.

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I’ve letters about men doing it to themselves in ahem “special magazines”. I’ve never seen photos. For the serious seeker of truth in this matter, I’d start the search at Rotten.com. If they don’t have it, probably noone does.

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      • If they could, it’d probably be child-porn: it’s been discussed on Stileproject’s forum, ages ago. The evidence posted was photos of teen/pre-teen contortionist girls (in costume!) that appeared to be able to get very, very close. Adult women could bend the same way but their body proportions were different and they couldn’t get as close. Neither Rotten or Stile will post child porn, so you’ll have to pursue the matter further alone -at your own risk.
        ~
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Ron Jeremy, aka The Hedgehog can do this, or at least he could about 10 years ago, before he got really fat. I’ve seen a porno* which had a scene where Ron ahem sucked his own dickahem He couldn’t go all the way down, but he got there. And he didn’t need a **Craftmatic adjustable bed ** either.:smiley:

*No, it wasn’t a gay porno, it was straight porn, it just had this one scene, God knows why.

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I actually knew a guy who could blow himself. It was disgusting to hear him admit it, though.

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You know. I’m pretty sure that kinseys says that only like 3 % of people can do that. But that 70 % has tried. Makes you wonder doesnt it!

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<using a grizzled veteran’s voice> Bah! I knew a stripper in college who used to do that as part of her show all the time. She was from Brazil or some place in south america. Once the novelty of the whole thing wore off, it was really quite unappealing.

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Admit it - we’ve all tried it and failed at some point? I mean you gotta know if its possible at least once out of curiosity!

No? OK forget I said anything. :slight_smile:

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I left off the rest of the post because the last five words sum it up perfectly.

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I’d think it would also be endearing if a woman could lick her partner’s balls while he’s plugged into her.

–Nott