“Damn those papparazzi. Can’t take a trip outside the house without crowds following me everywhere I go. Hey! I know… wanna give them something to go apeshit about?”
“Good idea, mom! Uh, I don’t know, we can act like a pair of lovers. I mean, if you’re cool with that. Ha ha ha, never mind, I was just joking. What a stupid idea huh? What? You wanna? All right!”
Could they be practicing dancing? Like is his Prom coming up or something?
That hand on the boob shot is just yuck though. . .
He seems to have at least a semi hard on that one (or he’s so well endowed that even in rest mode, he looks like he’s got a hard on. I hate those guys).
I wonder if I can get my wife to believe that girl in some pictures was my daughter?
In the picture of her son kissing her hand, ol’ Stephanie has a backside that is just begging to be…?
In the picture where he has the apparent boner, #4 in the original posting, there’s another woman present other than his mother and thus a non-squicky basis for him to be, um, excited. 
Liposuctioned? 
You’re not the only one. Also look at pic 5.
I’m starting to pray for a sextape.
Add to the “suspected celebrity incest” list, onlong with Dweezil and Moon Zappa, Goldie Hawn and her kids, and Angelina Jolie and her brother.
What’s the story with Dweezil and Moon?
For the record, I don’t really think Stephanie Seymour is having an incestuous relationship with her son. I figure they’re just a family with a very loose set of physical boundaries.
Exactly.
…So be sweet and kind to mother,
Now and then have a chat.
Buy her candy or some flowers or a brand new hat.
But maybe you had better let it go at that!
Or you may find yourself with a quite complex complex,
And you may end up like oedipus.
I’d rather marry a duck-billed platypus,
Than end up like old oedipus rex.
– from “Oedipus Rex” by Tom Lehrer
And Goldie Hawn and her kids?
::shrug:: they’re probably just an incestuous mom/son couple. He looks to be of age, doesn’t he?
She appears to have been purposefuly posing fro the cameras. Apparently she knew they were there.
Still squicky though.
Darn, those photos with her son looked less disgusting than that old wreck putting oil on her body.
P.S: funny how the article fails to mention any of the weird pics with her son. Funny also how she kisses her man like she kisses her son.
Until you realise that the other woman in the photo is his aunt. :eek: