Facial is weird because I feel like 100% of women hear the word and think of the salon and 100% of men hear the word and think of seafarers.
Eh. I ask for diet cola. They’re either going to carry coke or pepsi, never both. I prefer Coke products, but I’ll drink what they’re serving.
They’re experts at handling big loads. And they’re proud of the size of their docks.
Crap, I guess I’m the only baseball-oriented person around here.
“It’s a tight spot for the Pale Hose - there’s a sharp grounder to short, to second for one, on to first - DOUBLE PLAY! The crowd goes wild!!!”
It’s funny because it’s true.
Even if you limit the acronym “DP” to just soft drinks alone. Dr. Pepper would be the first thought, not diet Pepsi.
Yeah, it’s weird. Both parts of Dr Pepper are a main part of the name, but Diet is not a main part of Diet Pepsi. It’s like abbreviating “The computer” as TC to me.
And the thing about “double penetration” is that it’s one of those things that is almost always abbreviated. I don’t think there are any other examples outside of certain niche fields. And porn is absolutely not niche.
“Do you want a glass of DP?”
“Sure, why not.”
“Here you go. That’ll be forty dollars.”
“What? You charge forty dollars for a Diet Pepsi?”
“Diet Pepsi? You ordered Dom Perignon.”
In my world, first thing associated with DP will always be this.
It means Director of Photography to me.
The first time I saw a TV guide listing for “Pokemon DP”, it conjured up some interesting mental images. (Looking up the Wikipedia page for Pokemon, I learned that it stands for “Diamond and Pearl”. I like my version better.)
Donkey Puncher-
From Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Always my first thought.
I insist on a DP (DisplayPort) on every computer I buy. HDMI doesn’t support my monitors at their highest resolution settings.
“No, Dammit… I Don’t want to go to Nathan’s! I don’t need to rationalize it… I just don’t find anything there appetizing…”
Be thankful you checked Wikipedia instead of google otherwise you might never have a safe mental image of Missy again.
I just did a Google image search. The results were depressingly G-rated.
When I saw the title, I thought it was going to be a debate about the Death Penalty.
Even if you don’t have the SafeSearch filter on, Google tries not to show you sexually explicit images unless it thinks you’re actually looking for them. Try adding a word like “sex” to your Google image search (but only when you’re alone): the results are much less G-rated!
Bing would probably be more popular if they advertise that they’re way better for porn.
And that’s not just lip service.
Sure you’re not getting screwed?
Man, the jokes just write themselves, don’t they?