Pepsi Is Unpatriotic! Drink Coke!

It is becoming increasingly apparent, as the insidious truth slowly creeps out into public view: Pepsi has aligned itself with the hairly peaceniks and “appeasers”. Pepsi is pro-Saddam, and does not support our troops.

Just look to the Academy Awards, that public orgy of limousine liberals, with thier coy little flashes of anti-war finger signs. Leading up to a grand crescendo of anti-Americanism as personified by “Osamichael” Moore, who dared to degrade the finest President we have had this century!

And sponsored by who? Need you ask? Pepsi.

And the Dixie Chicks, the Mata Haris of the double-wide set, publicly degrading our Warrior Prince before an audience of the only real allies we have, or are likely to. And who, a right thinking American will ask, who dares to sponsor these coy comrades, this white-trash trio of truculent troglodytes?

Pepsi.

Need more proof? Consult, fellow outraged patriot, this article

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A42607-2003Mar28.html
from the Washington Post. With whom do the backstabbing Yurpeens associate red blooded Americanism with?

“In the northern port city of Hamburg, 10 French restaurant owners collectively decided last week to strike American products, including Coca-Cola, bourbon and Marlboro cigarettes, from their menus.” French restataunts, as if you didn’t already know!

Never mind stealing the name of that most American of sandwiches! Perhaps that could be forgiven, grudgingly, but this…this perfidy!

And further:
“In the southeastern French city of Bayonne, the staff of a bar run by Basque antimilitarists dumped their Coca-Cola stocks into the sewers Saturday.”

Want more? Is your patriotic blood not sufficiently boiling?

"Jean Bidegain…handed out a flyer reading: “No to war, no to American imperialism, boycott Coca-Cola.”

So go ahead, you Saddamites! Buy a Pepsi! I’m going to have a Coke and a snarl!

Bahahahaha! Very funny. But, April Fool’s isn’t until Tuesday. Oh, wait. You were serious? :rolleyes:

Too bad there isn’t a “Serious Farce” forum. You’d fit right in.

I knew it! Thats why I drink only coke.
…but my Atkins diet forbids the intake of sugar filled sodas. :frowning:

booooo!

I would be perfectly content if everyone else drank Pepsi.

Why?

More Coke for me! Mwahaha!

Ahem.

Julie

I’ll stick to Dr. Pepper, thank you very much.

And just where does Cheerwine fit in this madness?

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I second ** Tuckerfan **; Dr. Pepper is the soda of the Gods. And Great Old Ones too.

Sorry, it’s still diet Pepsi for me, at least for now. I’ll gladly join the boycott against Coke though…:smiley:

Oh, and Lobsang, we’re still one up on you guys. We managed to dump Madonna on your doorstep with nary a peep from any of ya.:wink:

Well, of course, Dr. Pepper, being invented in Waco, Texas, (The Athens of the Brazos) is naturally the drink of all right-thinking, true-blue Americans. Nonetheless, there are vastly more Yankees (which is odd, since about half of 'em are homos…)

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Wow…

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Truly odd… but Lobsang’s got it right.

You bet!

Pepsi comes in patriotic red, white and blue cans while Coke comes in commie pinko red cans.

Pepsi is headquarted in New York, that east coast pinko liberal state, while Coke is headquarted in Georgia, that suthern, conservative backward state.

Pepsi attracts consumers with America’s slut puppy, Brittany Spears. Coke just infuses itself insiduously into evey nook and crany of America and the world, just like the commie pinkos.

:smiley:

[Moderator Hat ON]

Not a Great Debate, off to IMHO.

[Moderator Hat OFF]

Ha, this is kind of strange, but the main reason that I prefer Coke to Pepsi is that Coke is more international. :smiley:

I keep thinking of that old John Belushi SNL sketch. “Cheeseburga, Cheeseburga, Pepsi. No Coke.”

And off we go to MPSIMS.

Oh shit. This can’t be good. I own stock in Pepsi. I only have 3 shares though. Does that make me a bad person?:smiley:

We were already there Czarcasm
Weren’t we?

Oh. It’s been in three forums. Is that a record? One mod overruling another one?