Diet Pepsi.
Maybe I’ve just been ruined by the internet.
The bartender at a place I’ll have lunch every few weeks asks me that question, worded like that. She seems to be oblivious to my first interpretation of the question.
Would you recommend she ask this question differently?
Yes. The acronym of Five Finger Death Punch (5FDP) also takes on new meaning.
I think of Displaced Person when I hear DP, but I doubt anyone younger would. I would never have thought of diet Pepsi, so only for clarification she might want to elaborate.
She could just say “Do you want a cup o’ nasty?”. I would understand that immediately to mean Pepsi products.
Brings new meaning to Institutionalized:
"I asked my mom for a DP and she wouldn’t give me one! "
I thought exactly what you did when I saw the acronym, but even if I knew she was talking about a drink I would think she meant Dr. Pepper. What a strange way to say Diet Pepsi.
And your first interpretation was? Dread Pirate? Dancing Panda? Since you’re in a bar, perhaps Double Pabst? Or for a snooty place Double Pernod? If this was a Dean Martin Rat Pack wannabe bar maybe that’s a drinky-poo?
Color me baffled what you thought. Or what she was thinking. It sure wouldn’t have communicated anything at all to me.
Double Penetration. I will leave the meaning to your imagination/Google skillz
It means two wieners in one hole or one wiener, from two different people, in two holes.
Two different people sharing one wiener? That sounds very complicated.
One has one end, one has the other. Simple.
And if the OP thinks they have it bad, spare a thought for someone who works in the shipping industry: ladies and gentlemen I give you the largest port terminal operator in the world.
I would have never thought a website with that name would be safe for work.
Bet lots of seamen go through there.
I certainly wouldn’t use the abbreviation, even if I’m in a situation where I’m clearly talking about soda, because I might be given a Dr. Pepper instead.
Good point…
But I think the issue with the abbreviation lies solely with the OP.
D.P. is 2 letters bundled to save time…maybe you have been indulging a bit too much lately…?
Pornographically speaking?
Do you wish to be penetrated…doubly?
Please don’t answer…it’s a rhetorical question. :smack:
Around here we call them seafarers. There are several reasons, at least one of which you’ve made obvious.
“My husband got me a birthday present - a gift certificate for a facial!”
95% of people think of double penetration first. The rest live in Utah.
Using that for Diet Pepsi also sounds forced and like either a bro using words like “tuneage” or a commercial that’s trying desperately for their product’s name to catch on.
My first though was Displaced Person as well; then Dr. Pepper.
Well considering that the LDS church is well aware of the Book of Mormon play, I can only assume that they heard of the authors’ previous Mormon movie, and all the acronymsincluded within.
Maybe she secretly has the hots for you and is trying to find out if you’re up for some wild freaky sex.