Actually tentacle porn is nothing new in Japanese erotic art. I remember thumbing through a book at my school’s library of Japanese woodcuts (from the 1800’s) and in the section with erotic prints, they showed a woman being serviced by an octopus. I think it said that there are folktales about women getting serviced by octopi (pearl divers it said). Anyway it was quite interesting.
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- There’s paintings done quite nicely of this stuff, if you want something nicer to look at than the woodcuts.
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- The “tentacle porn” I am speaking of has to do with relatively recent comic books. There is erotic art (some of it ancient) that shows people doing unsanitary things with just about everything -but in those cases, there’s no mistaking what’s going on. The comic books can’t show what is happening, so they have to resort to implying what is about to happen. - MC
Well, I still won’t tell or give any hints. If I meet you in person, maybe.
Anyway, I guess it is true I should probably list the sexual things I haven’t done. I know I will leave some out but on the ones spoken of here I have not done the following: Squicking, Aeru… colostomy holes (hehehhe), animals, dead people, and skinny people.
HUGS!
Sqrl
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Aeru?
Do I want to know this, even?
Maybe I’m completely insane, but I have in my mind a very clear definition of a “pearl necklace”. This is not a generic expression for something mundane. This act involves a man finishing a sex act between a woman’s breasts, thus being in a position to deposit a well-known pearly white substance in the vicinity of her supersternal notch which then pools and flows to either side of her neck. Tada! A classy gift, freely and happily given. Okay. So, it’s not that classy. It is on occasion, however, the preferred way for a man to finish when pregnancy and unpleasant tastes are to be avoided.
Sqrl,
I am patiently awaiting an explanation of “Aeru”. I’m willing to risk my sanity and my lunch for knowledge.
‘Aeru’ I figured out. ‘Squicking’ I never heard of.
For the last time: Squicking is sexual trepanation: It’s drilling a hole in someones skull for the purpose of having sex with said hole. I didn’t make this up, i am only reporting it. It is the literal equivalent of a “mind-fuck”. I still don’t know what Aeru is…
Okay . . . ? Let’s have the explanation then. C’mon! The suspense is killin’ me.
Hey, Tymp, a small nitpick here if you will. Withdrawing before orgasm is not a method of birth control, it doesn’t work. Your pre-come (natural lube) has little racers in it also. Also, unpleasant taste? What have you been eating?
Thanks, for pointing that out, aenea. I do hope that everyone knows such action is not a reliable method of birth control. Perhaps I should not have phrased my explanation the way I did without a disclaimer.
As for taste, well, although it’s not something I shape personal habits around, I do keep such things in mind when deciding what to eat and how much of which fluids to consume. However, there are women (and, presumably, men) in the world who are unable to tolerate semen in their mouths. I suspect that this is more of a problem with the concept rather than the actual flavor.
BTW, I’ve found that the pH and sugar content of the fluids I consume to have greater effect on viscosity, volume, flavor and odor than the nature of the foods I eat. Not that I pay too much attention or anything . . .
Aeru = AerunSun = Aerunsunning. I told him I wouldn’t bring it up again. Do a little search and you will see the joke that I started to play on him but decided it was in bad taste even for me. Sigh.
HUGS!
Sqrl
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Excuse me? I assume you still mean mammals, and not, say, insects or birds or reptiles etc. I may be wrong, but I seem to recall that my dog’s penis has two layers of skin. The first is the regular external skin that is normally visible, with the hair, etc. The second is the bright pink and moist layer that is exposed when he extends. Does not that first layer constitute a foreskin that covers the second part, the glans?
(Not that I’m purposely checking out my dog, but you know how unfixed dogs can sometimes get excited and show themselves.)
*** DUCKS!?!?!???
Ducks just strikes me as odd. To me. Ducks just seem to be the most un-sexual animals there are. ***AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I MEAN BY THAT!
Where’ve you been, Wonko? Animated duck porn is the latest cartoon craze. Get some for your kids today!
Okay. So, I kinda made that part up. I have no evidence that anyone has ever used images of ducks in animated violent erotica. However, I would not be at all surprised to learn that such stuff does, in fact, exist in the creepy world of anime.
Tymp…The weird mental picture just won’t go away. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!
And you’re probably right. It probably does exist. As odd as some Japanese social norms(?) seem to me, I wonder what they think of some things in America.
Cowpie Bingo.
'nuff said.
They pass anime to the Americans, the Americans pass Baywatch to the French, the French pass existentialist cinema to the British, and so the cycle goes. This is the new, non-violent expression of imperialistic intentions. Actual warfare is just so 1900’s.
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- I don’t understand trepanation as it is practiced; believers seem to think you’d be really smart (or at least, smarter) if the bones in your head never fused. Okay, maybe, somehow, that might be true. More oxygen and blood and all that, they say. - Then they go and drill one single tiny 1/4 inch hole in their head. WTF? Seems kinda wussy to me, I mean, why do they think that one single little hole is going to amount to much difference? More than anything else it sounds like a desperate cry for attention. - MC
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