Does <insert close friends name here> mom smoke crack?
That one always got a laugh because it was always unexpected.
[Egon]
Is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?
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Is a frog’s ass watertight?
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?
Has a cat got climbing gear?
Does Barbie have a plastic pussy?
Response: Is his wife?
Are bears polish?
:dubious:
When you want to be pretentious:
Do madelines make Proust nostalgic?
Any where the pain comes on. Sometimes in the woods and somtimes in the fields.
In Australia an impossibility is expressed thusly:
Can Dolly Parton swim backstroke under the Harbour Bridge?