Good thing I didn’t swallow it, then! That would be an interesting trip to the emergency room! “No, Doctor, I have no idea how that spongy Spider-Man/Incredible Hulk/dinosaur got there!”
It came.
Today.
At least I think this is my White Elephant box. I’m not in the SS thread or the OE thread.
But I did get.
An ornament.
Several bendy people that are very vaguely creepy.
A small stuffed puppy
A small stuffed alien
A small stuffed spider
A pair of sunglasses
A hard rubber six inch Darth Vader figure that is also vvc.
A post-it style note pad
A hard rock button
A Cat-in-the-Hat I love reading button.
Some small figurines of elephants and bears.
A binder clip
A jingle bell
A yo-yo (with the Standard Insurance logo)
A hand painted, wooden egg with a little duck inside
Something that grows. A little cup with something in it with instructions on how to water it. It is from a flooring company so I guess wood flooring grows out of it.
And finally a hand painted little box that looks like a lip balm case with a cat face and "here kitty kitty’ on the side.
On the bottom of that it reads “Jem”.
I guess Jem made the box but is that the doper? The return address is hard to read except for Philly PA.
So thanks! Who ever you are? (Whom?)
Oh and I forgot.
Some sort of hypno-disk. I think I use this in conjunction with the sunglasses.
And some felt, fake duck feet for an action figure along with a little hat. I plan to add most of this to my nativity scene.
I know who it is!!! And for a dollar, I’ll tell you! Bwahahaha!
See, I told you that something would arrive, my fine stripey friend. 
why would there be a hat with duck feet?
Email sent.
Whomever gets me (You lucky, lucky bastid) I have two kids who love snakes, cats, dogs, hell, anything, really.
If you are a knitter and have stash (books, stix, yarn) to offload, I’m your gal.
Psst… this years’ thread is over here ------>
Thanks for the redirect, chaoticbear.