There once was a man from Nanenzyte…
Seriously, though, another thing to not ever allow anyone to do to your penis is stick a cotton swab up the out-hole. Especially if they then ask you to pee into a cup. That will be the worst urination session any healthy man has ever endured, and for a few days walking will be the most painful thing you can do other than, oh yeah, urinate, have an erection, or orgasm. At that point, it’s almost a disappointment to find out you don’t have HPV.
Somewhere in the darker recesses of the internet, I found a German documentary about a guy who got a series of saline injections to give himself bigger testicles. When they shot the documentary they were, I swear to God, the size of basketballs. And he still wanted them bigger!
TMI alert!!
I think I’m the same way. I’ve never been circumsized, but apparently either my penis is too big for my foreskin or my foreskin is too small for my penis. From what I’ve seen in the few porn film that have un-cut guys, most foreskin seem to go almost all the way to the urethra when flaccid, and when erect, still comes up to the base of the head at the glans penis. Mine, OTOH, goes to the base of the head when soft, and is about an inch away from the glans penis when erect.
You now know far more about my wang than you ever wanted. You’re welcome. 
Yeah, the same for me. I always thought having the skin cover the entire head looked really strange. When I reacted to the doctor with a “WTF?” he tried to pass it off by telling me that some people have what’s called a 3/4 circumcision. Uh huh. He assured me he looked at all the important things.
Ah, OK. An increase in girth, not length. I can see that.
Not something that I either need or want. Nor do I want to undergo the process.
I had an operation to give me a 15" dick,god it hurt having so much lopped off.
I remember seeing a video, I think from Dutch television, and I’m pretty sure linked to from the Dope, where a guy had his junk enlarged to roughly the size of a watermelon. It was both fascinating and repellent. Does anybody remember this?
DREW CAREY: Yeah, no thanks! One night in the emergency room is enough!
NANNY OGG: The wizard’s staff has a knob on the end, knob on the end, knob on the end . . .
There once was a man from the Dope
In his penis he had no more hope
He went to a surgeon
And said it was urgent
Now it looks like a used bar of soap
Kinda like the male version of this woman.
Uh-oh. Do you have crystal balls?
That wouldn’t be a Staff of Penetration +3, would it?
I feel like such a fucking dork for bringing that up. I’m sure I’ll get corrected in seconds, too…
Some enchanted penis,
Someone may be laughin’,
You may hear her laughin’
Across a crowded room
Eww!
Sometimes I feel sorry for myself because I have a three-inch penis. But, hey, some women like it that thick.
It’s all about where you measure from. I have a 14 inch dick if you measure from the spot in your stomach where it hurts when you get kicked in the nuts to where the external parts end. There’s more to a turtle than the head you know…
Post 22.
I had an patient with an enhanced penis.
Read about it here.
He wasn’t happy with it.
Current photo analogy here: http://www.96seven44.com/images/bageldog2.jpg
Qadgop the Mercotan, please PM me if you have any more stories about penis enhancement and wouldn’t mind if I used them for a paper I’m writing on body image.
