She makes $77 an hour on line, has a secret $5 wrinkle trick that dermatologists DON’T want me knowing about, and has discovered a $3 teeth whitening trick that dentists DON’T want me knowing about either.
Just let her know I’m looking for her.
If it’s any help, she just moved–by an unbelievable coincidence, on the same day and to and from the same towns that I did.
I’d send her over to you, but she’s busy losing 5 pounds. I’ll leave a message for you, though.
You might not recognize her - I heard she lost a lot of body fat recently using 1 simple rule.
OBEY
She seems to have a twin sister living where I work.
They’re both pretty hawt.
She’s probably in class 'cause Obama’s been mighty keen on sending her back to school.
From the picture, the French media may know where to find her.
Isn’t she married to Area Man?
I think you are thinking of the higher quality banner ads. These are the cheaper ones with the less attractive Local or Regional Area models.
Oh yeah? I wonder what class that would be…probably {dead-end trade-school class with massive student loans}. I just wanted to tell her that her two kids, {younger sniveling snot-nosed brat} and {older sniveling snot-nosed brat}, have been doing {typical juvenile petty crime} daily, ever since she ran off with {loser guy #4} that she met at {man’s first name}'s bar. I’m just going to have the cops take them to {closest juvenile hall} next time they get picked up, unless she’s making so much money on-line doing {sketchy internet nonsense} that she can actually pay for a baby-sitter, because {common woman’s name} Mae quit last week.