Hah, ya’ll are funny. No, it’s not Mississippi either. But it’s one of the bottom five states in all the good categories, and one of the top five in all the bad categories!
The irony of my whole series of posts in this thread is becoming too much to bear. Not posting my location so that others won’t judge, and now having to disclaim two other states for the same reason is too much.
South Carolina!
There, I said it. May you all revel in my shame.
Is it ok if we just point and laugh? I’m a bit tired this morning and reveling might be too much at the moment.
Ah, South Carolina. “Too small for a republic and too big for an insane asylum,” as Petigru said.
At least you have a cool state flag. 
Don’t care.
South Carolina? Oh, please. There are a few of us who admit to (at-least-it’s-not-Mississippi) Alabama.
It’s nice if you can fit both a joke and your actual location in the Location field.