Dog Owners

Wish I had a dog - One of my hobbies is throwing sticks and I’m getting really tired of having to run after them myself, that gets kinda boring.

Wow! That’s what I call good training!

AFAIK, this is dimwitted ‘humorous’ thread #5 from this silly poster.

Looking forward to seeing that little all-caps 6-letter word under his/her name soon.

How come, BZ00000, that you get to rack up over 200 posts, be a member since last March, and only now decide to self-destruct?

I think you’re saying that those without a “real” need for a dog (how do you quantify that, anyway?) shouldn’t have one, and that the dog should be put to sleep or the owners shot.

I think you’re saying that. But even that could be a wild guess.

Look, there are lousy dog owners out there. I’ve had it out in th’ past with an arsehole who liked to discipline his labrador with a broom handle. But (a) the animals don’t deserve to just be put to sleep, and (b) your other option is just plain insane.

This is another one of those “long, slippery slope to oblivion” threads, ain’t it? Oh, if I only had a buck for every time this happens! sigh

All our pie belong to our dog. Katie wants me to tell you “Woof, Wooof Bark.”

GDDPWC*

[sub]Grin, Duck, Dog Play with Cats.[/sub]

As they say in France:

The better I know men, the more I love my dog…

You know how some cultures believe in reincarnation? And that if you’re good in this life, you’ll be rewarded in the next? It turns out the very best thing to be reincarnated as is a dog that lives in my house.

These are dangerous animals, look at how many people are attacked by dogs every year. We don’t need them. Try telling the parents of child that was attacked and killed by a dog that these animals are not evil mean spirited beasts that are one second from snapping.

Any animal will respond if provoked. Even humans.

I bet if you poke a troll with a stick enough, they’ll snap.

I have two purebreds.

But they’d have been killed if we hadn’t adopted them…just like thousands of their cousins each year.

Go greyhounds!

BA, I can remember when I just learned to type. Tone it down and learn how to contribute to the board constructively, will you?

Wouldn’t it be nice if this thread were to die quickly? DNFTT!!!

BZ00000

As a dog lover, I am trying to understand this hatred you have for dogs. Did you know someone who was attacked by a dog? Or are you just being a complete asshole and trying to get a reaction? Please enlighten us.
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Don’t interact with humans ever again, then. Humans kill more people every year than dogs, I am sure. (no, I do not have a cite.) Try telling the parents of anyone who has been murdered that humans are not evil, mean-spirited beasts that are one second from snapping.

More people are killed in car accidents than by dog attacks. (again, no cite, but I hear about one or two mauling cases per year, as opposed to several car accidents) Never drive again.

In fact, more people die of natural causes each year than are killed by a dog. So why bother even living?

Moron. :rolleyes:

-Dirty

Please. I don’t know about you guys, but the main purpose of my dog is to write a <a href=“http://www.livejournal.com/users/margiepup”> thought provoking journal</a>

jackelope, I generally am a “large dog” person, but your pooch is one of the cool smaller dogs, and is one of the few smaller breeds I would choose to live with. Nice photo.

If a mod would fix my coding, I would mail them some christmas cookies

I can help. I speak jive.


From Jarbabyj:

Please. I don’t know about you guys, but the main purpose of my dog is to write a thought provoking journal

When is an Admin. going to put this user name out of my misery?
I beleve this is the same guy who hated old people. His old people neighbors just let their dog pee on his lawn, and since he hadn’t taken his lithium yet, he got a little worked up.

No, that was someone else (unless this is a sock). He got banned.

Actually, I like older people they have interesting stories and can share wisdom with you. Also, lets not forget all that some older people have done for us.

**BZ00000:**May your dog’s anus be familiary with the warmth of your breath.