Old people are dangerous animals, look at how many people are attacked by them every year. We don’t need them. Try telling the parents of child that was attacked and killed by a pack of octogenarians that these people are not evil mean spirited beasts that are one second from snapping.
Jonathan -
My bad. I was not including those who engage in breed rescue in my previous post.
People who rescue dogs are good in my book. 
Let’s cut to the chase, BZ2TheXtreme…
You’re a very shocking young man.
Your borderline genocidal ideas make us all sweaty with nausea at the thought of your individuality.
Your name is forever in the annals of BIG IDEAS that MAKE ONE THINK
However:
No one is listening
You are dumb.
Thank you.
Hey!
My dog used to write a column, too!
Damn good thing we’re acquainted with such smart, ambitious creatures (although Ezra gave up on the writing project once she landed a record deal with Sony)!
** Silentgoldfish ** wrote
Thats my point ** Silentgoldfish **, if you look back at ** B-Zeros ** first post or 2 he (?) was the only who squawked about that person being banned, AND he squawked a week after the fact, with his first post.
Here is (what I beleve to be Bzo’s) first or second ever post
AND…
Here is the post that he is squawking about being closed
Note that Bzo never posted to it while it was open, how did he know it existed if he was a brand new user, it was out of circulation for over a week, Ok maybe Bzo was lurking but I don’t buy it –
As far as I am concerned I just OUTED Bznuthin/Cobra HÁ!
(that’s my story and I’m sticking to it!)
Ok, who’s worse, B(o)Zo or Surreal? No, really?
You wanna know what’s sad? By and large, I am sure that all of our dogs would be happy as hell to meet BZ, I know Raven would.
OK, maybe they’re not as smart as we thought.
Of taste there’s no accounting.
I think this is my first
post.http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=103927
Yea dog owners do suck don’t they…
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=145428
Wow, I haven’t heard this many whooshes since I was sitting on the runway at O’Hare.
Well.
I’ll admit it.
Color me wooshed. ALthough, aren’t we supposed to post links in parody threads?
:smack:
D’oh!
If a dog ran around the earth at faster-than-light speed, would he go back in time? Cause then if he made a mess on my floor, I could send him back to a time before that and then I could take him for a walk instead.
Thanks UncleBill; I’m a big-dog lover too. The picture doesn’t show it well, but she’s about 70 lbs. of fang and love. If anyone’s interested, she’s a Carolina Dog. Or I think she is; hard to say with an “open breed” like that.
Hey, BZooot, maybe you could go back in time and make dog ownership illegal.
She listens when I talk, and answers
She always wants to take a walk with me
She like to “take a drive” in the car for no reason
She is pretty
She is nicer to me than my exhusband was–even though she costs a fortune in vet bills, food, treats, and toys. I would rather pick up her poop than pick up his socks!
He spews crap from his mouth just like you BZOOOO
maybe the most recent posters should read the whole thread before they bust an artery like we did, mistakenly.