Misplaced hostility sucks the big wazoo.
Oh.
Well, it still says a lot about how we regard the Time Traveler that, without a link, we all jumped the way we did.
No, I’d say it says a lot for how obscure a parody or whatever th’ heck the OP was.
I think we’re all missing something important here: this is the first thread ever started by a squirrell.
BZ00000: My magnificent Black Lab Angus has your scent, it’s only a matter of time…
If that was 'sposed to be a parody, it bit the big one, big time.
How many words per minute can he type?
Since when is need the only reason for doing something? Do you NEED to be online posting at a message board? Do you need to own a television? Eat chocolate? Masturbate? Have friends, lovers, spouses, children? Do you need most of the things you own? Do you need to do most of the things you do?
I have a dog because I love dogs. And my dog loves me. We have a mutually enjoyable relationship that makes us both happy. My son plays with him and they make each other happy. He keeps me company at night when I’m watching TV and everyone is asleep. He is big and can be intimidating if need be. He is also cute and fuzzy, which is always a bonus.
Where is the problem?
ok if it is a parody it’s a stupid one. Seems more like a troll to me.
Plus I’m extremely cranky right now.
Opal, don’t be cranky, here, have some pie. I hope you like strawberry rhubarb.
People are mean and should be replaced with robots. Robots will need robot dogs. Therefore, dogs should not be eliminated until human beings are replaced by robots.
Prince-Robot dogs will have to carry on the culture of regular dogs…
Meatros, finally somebody gets it.
Originally posted by SilentGoldfish
Congratulations! You are one of the few people who has made me actually laugh out loud!