Your Honor, I object! The prosecutor is hounding the witness!
Tripler
:: ducks and runs ::
A muttnage a trois .
Gives whole new meaning to Scooby-Doo
Why would someone do that?!
Her lips said “Arf” but her eyes said “Woof!”
(I thought horehound was just a plant.)
DO
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To provide a little historical perspective, here’s a court item from early Plymouth colony (read most of the u’s as v’s):
"C’mere boy whistle whistle whistle c’mere c’mere…
Good boy, okay nowww… f*ck!
Wait c’mere c’mere c’mere okay now f*ck!
Bad dog! No No No now c’mere c’mere good boy okay nowwwww f*ck!
Dammit, bad dog, sit! Roooolllll overrrrrr and… f*ck!
You stupid freaking dog, get back here, hold itttt and… f*ck!
Stupid dog. Git!"
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Its hard to think of what could be worse* than stumbling across this thread while eating lunch at your desk.
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
*Unless its stumbling across this thread while eating at your desk a lunch of Mung-Mung Tang. And its Salty. :eek: :eek: :eek:
Q. What’s the difference between a dog and a fox?
A. About 10 beers.
But I think it would take a hell of a lot more than that if a real dog were involved . . .
Anyone else reminded of a certain pair of sociopathic lawyers?
Has to be a NIN fan
“I want to f*ck you like an animal”
:eek:
Talk about your whole existence being flawed…doubt it brought him closer to God, though. 