Or attempted Dog Rapist. The Dog ripped him a new one.
http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,8579692^13762,00.html
Good Lord… :rolleyes:
:dubious: But he’s got money for booze and band-aids?
Was she a hot dog?
The bitch was asking for it.
What?
Git 'em, doggie… Good Girl!! Keep biting!!
I have a dog who seems to want my body, but there’s no way I’d indulge him. 
My dog steals my shoes… he’s got a shoe fetish! :eek:
So it wasn’t a wiener dog then?
I’m sorry I’ll go now
"See that bridge over there? I built that bridge. Stone by stone, I built all the bridges in the village, but do people call me Toryip the Bridgebuilder? No!
But you f*** one dog…"
My first thoughts were that this was a hoax, but I clicked on the link and it looks real enough. Then I’ve gotta ask … how in the world does a dog “look sexy” to a human!!! I shudder to think about this guy, and this wasn’t the first time he’d tried that–he admitted to 2-3 other … rapes, which the story did not specify if they were …successful (?!). 
:EEK:
Maybe she was dressed up all sexy and fooled him, like Bugs Bunny did to Elmer Fudd.
Looks to me like Phred Felps is headed for the wrong country.
Alas, we Kansans have out done the Thais. Consider this headline from the Wichita Eaglein 1974 or thereabouts: Local Man Arrested for Attempting Sodomy With Duck.
Yep; someone had to go and take seriously the exclamation “Fuck a duck!”
Does anyone else find the irony of this particular poster’s name in this particular thread amusing?
Nothing personal at all, Mr. Moose. I just found it funny. 
No offense taken. I knew going in that this form of the name would cause some comment, and it has.
For the benefit of the young pups out there, it stands for Bullwinkle Jay Moose, cartoon character extrordinaire.
I figured the name Bullwinkle had already been used here, and I was right.
As they say in Canada, “What’s wrong with a little Moosehead, eh?”
Dog rapers. Father stabbers. Father
rapers! Dog Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me!
not exactly from: http://www.arlo.net/lyrics/alices.shtml
I guess a dog’s the next best thing if you can’t find a pussy.
Hey, after a few beers even a stray starts to look like a French poodle.
So much for “man’s best friend.”
Was he a pet-o-phile?
Maybe it was an old dog and he tried to teach it a new trick.
“And they called it puppy lo-o-o-ove…”
Why is it that some people can’t have a few drinks without spending the rest of the night chasing tail?
. . . last night, I had a howling good time. . .
Tripler
. . . yeah baby, you gave this dog a bone. . .
“Under further questioning Toryip admitted to previously raping three dogs while he was under the influence of alcohol.”
WTF?
What? You never heard of ‘Three Dog Night?’
The next time a woman tells this guy she wants to do it ‘doggie style’ he’s going to run screaming from the room.