I thought we had a doper named Dominatrix and she was having a run of rather spectacular bad luck.
This is something else altogether.
Maybe she needs to meet up with that weathermen guy who woke up with a dead man in his bath/jacuzzi tub.
When I read the thread title I figured she was suspected of “accidentally” killing a couple of her clients. The reality is simultaneously less and more spectacular.
Actually, a dominatrix that “accidentally” kills a few clients to increase the hourly rates men are willing to pay would make a good short story…
I hate it when that happens!
From the link -
Gee, do ya think?
Regards,
Shodan
Well, now that she’s gotten all of the ‘kinks’ out of her technique maybe I should give her a call.
What could go wrong?
He thought that the SCUBA tank would mean he wouldn’t have to worry about asphyxiation. That’s why they didn’t have a “red word.”
I don’t get it. Was there any evidence that she was even there when the second guy died? The first guy was obviously not her fault. What is the story here? Are we just pointing and laughing because she and her clients are “weird” or something?
I’m not laughing. I’m marveling at the weirdness of other people’s lives.
Well, and that it’s unusual to have two boyfriends die.
I keep thinking things like “under the couch? In the dryer?” every time I see the thread title.
I find it morbidly funny that the guy’s obituary claimed he was “testing scuba equipment” - which has got to be the Rubber Fetish version of “hiking the Appalachian Trail”. But that’s laughing at the euphemisms of polite society, not laughing at Steve Zissou there.
I remember when this made the headlines.
I was sure the headline the next day would read “It’s ok. It was down the back of the sofa!”
It’s about scuba safety. There’s a lesson here for all of us.
You think Jade Vixen is her professional name? 
Don’t swim in your attic???
That was my take on it, yeah. Poor kid.
If she was involved in the scuba thing, then she was probably at least negligent, but there doesn’t seem to be any indication that was the case.
Accidental kink related deaths usually make the news, but even so, if she was a dental hygienist she probably wouldn’t have been brought up in relation to it. Well, maybe if the paper had already had that picture of her in the rubber corset.
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I’m not sure I get the business model. That wouldn’t make her sound badass, it would make her sound inept. That would be like a surgeon deliberately killing his patents, then raising his prices, and counting on the free advertising to cover the difference.
I have a boring life.
You have to wonder why men keep going out with this woman when she’s been involved in situations like this.
There’s a nice poem about a similar incident with a friend of Jerry Falwell.
Maybe he was in the attic playing I-wanna-be-Reverend-Gary-Aldridge. Certainly, if he was found hogtied, wearing a dive hood and face mask, rubber underwear, two complete wet suits, diving gloves and booties, then I think the mystery’s solved.
Except for what Edythe Maa had to do with it.
Was she found with the snorkel?
Link takes to their main page, not the pic.