My Aussie slang is not top notch, but this is what I’d consider a caravan.
Ah! An opportunity to tell my “sweetie” story!
An engineer I work with, but who is not my boss, said “Thank you, sweetie” to me once. I looked at him incredulously, and said nicely, “Don’t call me sweetie.” He proceeded to tell me how that isn’t a bad thing, that’s what he calls his dog!!!
I just about fell out of my chair. Clueless twit.
May I call you sweetie, you babelicious standard-by-which-Australian-beauty-is-judged?
What the hell’s a yabbie pump?
Aww, don’t be that way, my sweet baboo.
/Sprints and dives into ditch for cover/
Dolores thats exactly what I mean! and come to think of it I call my dog sweetie.
Our caravan shows are something like what is linked in this site - but in Australia not the UK.
and Res call me what you like as long as you call me 
oh no wait I’m married now, musn’t flirt with guys on message boards any more - old habits die so hard…
It’s a pump that you use for yabbies. Dummy.
To give their ‘pooper-valve’ an enema before you eat them…
Hurry up kambuckta! I’m busting. I can hear you typing on your laptop in there, you know.
Geez, Prinny…hold on a tick will ya? It’s a bloody hard job getting this pump up a yabbie’s arse ya know.
And there’s a whole kero tin full of the writhing little bastards to do.
*kambuckta whistles and runs the tap to spite Princhester as she carries out this onerous task.
;j
Good. Heavens.
Isn’t there a forum for degenerating-into-surrealism Aussie flirt threads yet?
Yes. It’s called Ozdope. However, we find that by running such threads here, we annoy more 'Merkins. And we like that.
leechbabe… This sleeze is probably also the person who stole your pen.
Well actually in that other thread, lots of people have owned up to having Leechbabe’s pen. It’s a bit of a slut of a pen, really. It’s been around, if you know what I mean. The real question is, if it turns up tomorrow begging for forgiveness, Leechbabe, will you be taking it back?
Fair enough. Got a URL, or do I need my ISP to be based down under to access it?
Actually it’s called G’Dope.
And be warned, the popups are like mozzies in a mangrove swamp.
http://www4.tpgi.com.au/brownlee/
But we call it G’Dope, not OZdope thankyou Princhester!
Sorry! Blame the rodents!
You’re right on the nail with that predictionPrinchester but I don’t blame my pen for running away so I’ve reprimanded it and the calculator (that slutty bitch) has been banned to the deepest depths of my “gizmo’s and bit’sa stuff” drawer.
My pen has been washed in holy water in case any evil calculator germs remained on it and we have now reconciled completely